a bird outside my window

alex.s · March 15th, 2014, 11:08 PM

there has been this little bird outside my window for about 2 weeks now keeping me up at night. i don't understand this stupid little bird. it's only chirping at night. go the **** to sleep little bird. shut the **** up! what the hell kind of cute little bird is up all night making that kind of stupid ****ing racket. shut the hell up bird! i see it hanging out in the tree outside. its this stupid little green and yellow thing about 3 inches tall. i want to kill it.

antiant · March 16th, 2014, 12:53 AM

I feel your pain. I have a dove (I believe) that decided to take up residence around where I live. I hear it all the time and it doesn't shut up either. On top of that, I have neighbors who own the most annoying dogs ever. I want to shoot them because they never stop barking. If it's night time, bring your dogs inside, or teach them not to bark at everything.

I hope they get this type of technology out, I would be the first customer...

Link to original page on YouTube.

http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/1...on-your-window

Snake · March 16th, 2014, 08:21 AM

Get a cat.

dcj13 · March 16th, 2014, 08:32 AM

Any chance it's an escaped pet? If so, it might be used to people.

Grab a compact disc or DVD and hold it and twist it around so the bird can see that it "sparkles". If it's domesticated, it might come over to you. Sounds crazy, but only takes a minute and might be worth a try.

But if it comes over to you, then what do you do?

alex.s · March 16th, 2014, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dcj13

Any chance it's an escaped pet? If so, it might be used to people.

Grab a compact disc or DVD and hold it and twist it around so the bird can see that it "sparkles". If it's domesticated, it might come over to you. Sounds crazy, but only takes a minute and might be worth a try.

But if it comes over to you, then what do you do?

i was trying to figure out what it is based on the local bird populations but it doesn't seem like its common so it probably was an escaped pet. though it doesn't respond very well and seems rather scared of humans so it probably escaped a bad owner when it was young maybe? it can fly so it hasn't been clipped. the parrots we get here are much bigger and darker and dont come until later in the year. they also sound much less annoying. this little bastard sounds annoying as hell and wont shut up. he has been there off and on since i moved in about 4 or 5 months ago. usually stays for a couple weeks then disappears for a few weeks

dcj13 · March 16th, 2014, 01:29 PM

Try the shiny CD. It might land on your shoulder. Clipped wings grow back in a few months (definitely not permanent).

csmith12 · March 16th, 2014, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snake

Get a cat.

If you go this route, I got ya. Free shipping on anything above 2lbs and 10 claws with a bad attitude. lol

ChaoSS · March 17th, 2014, 12:53 AM

http://www.pyramydair.com/s/m/Umarex...as_Piston/3098

ally99 · March 17th, 2014, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.s

there has been this little bird outside my window for about 2 weeks now keeping me up at night. i don't understand this stupid little bird. it's only chirping at night. go the **** to sleep little bird. shut the **** up! what the hell kind of cute little bird is up all night making that kind of stupid ****ing racket. shut the hell up bird! i see it hanging out in the tree outside. its this stupid little green and yellow thing about 3 inches tall. i want to kill it.

Earplugs?

rasta · March 17th, 2014, 09:09 AM

Link to original page on YouTube.

March 15th, 2014, 11:08 PM	#1
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	a bird outside my window there has been this little bird outside my window for about 2 weeks now keeping me up at night. i don't understand this stupid little bird. it's only chirping at night. go the ** to sleep little bird. shut the up! what the hell kind of cute little bird is up all night making that kind of stupid **ing racket. shut the hell up bird! i see it hanging out in the tree outside. its this stupid little green and yellow thing about 3 inches tall. i want to kill it. __________________________________________________

March 16th, 2014, 12:53 AM	#2
antiant antiant Name: antiant Location: Cali Join Date: Aug 2012 Motorcycle(s): None Posts: A lot. MOTM - Oct '14	I feel your pain. I have a dove (I believe) that decided to take up residence around where I live. I hear it all the time and it doesn't shut up either. On top of that, I have neighbors who own the most annoying dogs ever. I want to shoot them because they never stop barking. If it's night time, bring your dogs inside, or teach them not to bark at everything. I hope they get this type of technology out, I would be the first customer... Link to original page on YouTube. http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/1...on-your-window
	1 out of 1 members found this post helpful.

March 16th, 2014, 08:21 AM	#3
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	Get a cat.
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March 17th, 2014, 12:53 AM	#8
ChaoSS ninjette.org sage Name: Tim Location: Goshen CA Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 red 250 ninja Posts: 740	http://www.pyramydair.com/s/m/Umarex...as_Piston/3098
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March 17th, 2014, 09:09 AM	#10
rasta Your face Name: Wes Location: SF Bay Area Join Date: Jul 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2014 Honda CBR650f Posts: A lot.	Link to original page on YouTube. __________________________________________________ "even a proper fitting helmet can 'get loose'" -csmith

March 16th, 2014, 08:32 AM	#4
dcj13 Participant Name: Dave Location: South of Seattle Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): '94 K75 std Posts: Too much. MOTM - Aug '15	Any chance it's an escaped pet? If so, it might be used to people. Grab a compact disc or DVD and hold it and twist it around so the bird can see that it "sparkles". If it's domesticated, it might come over to you. Sounds crazy, but only takes a minute and might be worth a try. But if it comes over to you, then what do you do?

March 16th, 2014, 01:29 PM	#6
dcj13 Participant Name: Dave Location: South of Seattle Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): '94 K75 std Posts: Too much. MOTM - Aug '15	Try the shiny CD. It might land on your shoulder. Clipped wings grow back in a few months (definitely not permanent).

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