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December 23rd, 2013, 11:15 PM
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ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: TC
Location: Hawaii
Join Date: Sep 2013 Motorcycle(s): A lot. Posts: A lot.
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Not sure what to get my cat for christmas.
Ordinarily I don't celebrate the holiday, and despise the topic.
Yet I find myself at a loss... and he's the only one on my list. He's quite happy, lives a stress free live, has all the tasty snacks and tuna that he can eat yet retains a trim figure due to his strict exercise/hunting regiment. Ideas? Perhaps I should buy a thousand large rats and release them into his forest.. However I don't want to become responsible for a typhus outbreak in the hood. A life insurance on myself payable in full to cat via tuna? He hasn't developed a taste for catnip which is good, as I impressed upon him the detrimental effects of a drug habit. I've spoken at length with him about it, and he doesn't seem to care. He has a good life as it is. Anyone? His stocking hangs quietly on the windowsill and I know he's expecting something good, and I promised that santa was coming and told him that he's been a very good cat lately... yet I can't come up with anything. very srs thread. It's me and cat against the world. Have to take care of this little guy because no one else will. Thanks in advance. |
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December 24th, 2013, 07:42 AM
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The Corner Whisperer
Name: Chris (aka Reactor)
Location: Northern KY
Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much.
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85ppm! For when your out ridin' ya know.
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December 24th, 2013, 07:42 AM
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Certifiable nontundrum
Name: Harper
Location: NC Milkshake stand
Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much.
MOTM - Sep '13, Sep '16
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Get him a lil backpack or a harness so he can ride the island with you on your bike
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December 24th, 2013, 09:19 AM
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So, where's the reverse?
Name: Anson
Location: Ontario, Canada
Join Date: Nov 2010 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Kawasaki Ninja 250R Posts: A lot.
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Kitten Mittens
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December 24th, 2013, 11:36 PM
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ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: TC
Location: Hawaii
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Thanks guys. I settled on a nice fresh chunk of deep sea wild ahi sashimi.
Diced it up into nice little cat sized cubes, and hand fed a tiny bit of the snack to the fuzzy little beast. I sat down and turned around when I heard some rustling and the little demon had manage to open the ziploc and snarf down a few mouthfuls before I could catch him and return the remainder the fridge for later cat snacking excellence. Still open to ideas... |
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December 25th, 2013, 12:06 AM
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ninjette.org guru
Name: Robbie
Location: Sacramento
Join Date: Jan 2013 Motorcycle(s): 03' Ninja 250ex Posts: 333
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Laser pointer if he doesn't have one already.
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December 27th, 2013, 04:10 PM
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Your face
Name: Wes
Location: SF Bay Area
Join Date: Jul 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2014 Honda CBR650f Posts: A lot.
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I can't decide if this thread is more hilarious or depressing
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December 27th, 2013, 04:40 PM
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ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Whodat
Location: Ware Is.,MA
Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): I pass the wind! Posts: A lot.
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I hear they love anti-freeze.
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December 27th, 2013, 06:44 PM
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ninjette.org certified postwhore
Name: Al
Location: York, Pa
Join Date: Dec 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2013 Ninja 300..............2008 Ninja 500-sold...2009 Ninja 250-Crashed Posts: Too much.
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I would have gone with Mahimahi
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December 27th, 2013, 08:23 PM
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Certifiable nontundrum
Name: Harper
Location: NC Milkshake stand
Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much.
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You need a partner of some sorts, not of the beastiality type
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