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Old August 17th, 2015, 02:00 PM   #1
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Stuff we text to our spouses

Maryellen Rediker-Douglas:
Going down to the UPS store to pick up the package in a few minutes. anything else you need in that area?

Andrew Douglas:
Contents of all the cash drawers in the bank. you’ll find a ski mask in the hall closet. Good luck!

Maryellen Rediker-Douglas:
weisenheimer
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Old August 17th, 2015, 04:57 PM   #2
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Too hot for ski mask, You should have told he to leave her fist in front of her face.
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Old August 17th, 2015, 05:23 PM   #3
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As my 3rd grade teacher Ms Brown said...

before you can be a smart ass, you must first be smart.


from that day forward, I dedicated my life to the accumulation of all knowledge, so that some day...

I may be the smartest ass there is.
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Old August 18th, 2015, 04:50 AM   #4
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I always say I would rather be a smarta$$ than a dumba$$
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Old August 18th, 2015, 05:09 AM   #5
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I always say I would rather be a smarta$$ than a dumba$$
I tell my wife that at least once a week.
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Old August 19th, 2015, 12:04 PM   #6
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So... Would she would rather be pissed on then pissed off?
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Old August 19th, 2015, 01:05 PM   #7
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Maryellen Rediker-Douglas:
Smarta$$.

Andrew Douglas:
Why, thank you for the compliment! You think that even my buttocks are intelligent.
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Old August 19th, 2015, 06:17 PM   #8
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Maryellen Rediker-Douglas:
Smarta$$.

Andrew Douglas:
Why, thank you for the compliment! You think that even my buttocks are intelligent.
better watch it, she may make those buttocks "smart" more then you think
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Old August 21st, 2015, 07:13 AM   #9
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You'll get yours someday, mister.

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You keep on promising that, but it never happens.
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Old August 21st, 2015, 12:40 PM   #10
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