Lisa from Oakland

akima · December 17th, 2014, 03:29 PM

Link to original page on YouTube.

alex.s · December 17th, 2014, 03:37 PM

that's actually a fairly common accent/personality type

Ptdoughnut · December 17th, 2014, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by alex.s

that's actually a fairly common accent/personality type

Especially by people who think they are too good for Mopeds.

NevadaWolf · December 17th, 2014, 03:42 PM

Do such people exist, yes.

I question if they are real though. Many that I've met are very very fake (and shallow).

Not sure how to answer poll?

alex.s · December 17th, 2014, 03:43 PM

are they real? yes. are they fake? yes.

i love it.

akima · December 17th, 2014, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by alex.s

that's actually a fairly common accent/personality type

"Common"... as in... there's more than one? Oh lawd.

If I met someone like that I wouldn't know how to talk with them. I think I'd just gormlessly stare expecting them to suddenly break out of character and start producing meaningful sentences.

alex.s · December 17th, 2014, 03:48 PM

USA has lots of these weird locales that if you didn't know was real you would be absolutely sure it was an insensitive parody. going to the south is like watching a racist disney cartoon from the 1950s. you should meet someone from MA. the rest of the country affectionately calls them "MAssholes"

you know that show the jersey shore? those people actually exist.

NevadaWolf · December 17th, 2014, 03:56 PM

I always thought the 80's Valley Girl was the worst is could get.

I avoid parts of California for a reason.

alex.s · December 17th, 2014, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by NevadaWolf

I always thought the 80's Valley Girl was the worst is could get.

I avoid parts of California for a reason.

i have a sister and several friends who exemplify 80's valley girl.

tiffani does an amazing impersonation of the valley girl type. you should get her to post a video. spot on. "like, omGawwwwwdd!!~"

Sirref · December 17th, 2014, 04:11 PM

You get a lot of people like this in baltimore, they're full of **** but they exist

I expect that they'd be around in a lot of other places as well

"they can't get with the program" is a common phrase in balmore spoken the same exact way

CZroe · December 17th, 2014, 04:18 PM

Just what is this "program" and what exactly happens when they "get with" it?

Sirref · December 17th, 2014, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CZroe

Just what is this "program" and what exactly happens when they "get with" it?

it's basically "give me what I want that I clearly don't deserve to have but think I do"

alex.s · December 17th, 2014, 04:31 PM

"get with the program of me getting what i want and you doing it for me"

akima · December 17th, 2014, 04:35 PM

I haven't been to the states, so I don't know this for sure, but I get the impression that there are a substantial number of really, really dumb people out there. I mean; the girl in that video, I honestly don't think I've met anyone that stupid in England.

I've seen other videos of American cops pulling people over and these cops were clearly mentally deficient. That would be terrifying to me! This verging-on-retarded person with a gun and an authoritative outfit barking orders at me.

This forum has a large population of level headed Americans and some of you are clearly very clever. I don't know how you don't go crazy though with all these Obama-phone-types, drooling at the mouth and regurgitating the meaningless phrases back and forth between each other, occasionally picking up something new from the TV.

alex.s · December 17th, 2014, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by akima

I haven't been to the states, so I don't know this for sure, but I get the impression that there are a substantial number of really, really dumb people out there. I mean; the girl in that video, I honestly don't think I've met anyone that stupid in England.

I've seen other videos of American cops pulling people over and these cops were clearly mentally deficient. That would be terrifying to me! This verging-on-retarded person with a gun and an authoritative outfit barking orders at me.

This forum has a large population of level headed Americans and some of you are clearly very clever. I don't know how you don't go crazy though with all these Obama-phone-types, drooling at the mouth and regurgitating the meaningless phrases back and forth between each other, occasionally picking up something new from the TV.

we have all kinds of stupid. i've even met english blokes living in america who were blindingly dumb. i think its part of our culture. if you aren't dumb when you come here, just give it a few years.

Snake · December 17th, 2014, 06:02 PM

I guess some people can be like that because they lack accountability for their actions.

dcj13 · December 17th, 2014, 06:45 PM

Does ATGATT apply to rental scooters during vacation? Hmmm...

Sirref · December 17th, 2014, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

I haven't been to the states, so I don't know this for sure, but I get the impression that there are a substantial number of really, really dumb people out there. I mean; the girl in that video, I honestly don't think I've met anyone that stupid in England.

I've seen other videos of American cops pulling people over and these cops were clearly mentally deficient. That would be terrifying to me! This verging-on-retarded person with a gun and an authoritative outfit barking orders at me.

This forum has a large population of level headed Americans and some of you are clearly very clever. I don't know how you don't go crazy though with all these Obama-phone-types, drooling at the mouth and regurgitating the meaningless phrases back and forth between each other, occasionally picking up something new from the TV.

It's the water, don't drink the tap water.

That and stupid is glorified on tv, american television just saps all the intelligence out of you

NevadaWolf · December 17th, 2014, 10:02 PM

In our defense, and in the defense of other countries (say Russia), normal average people don't make good videos. So what you see are the extremes. The rest of us just go about our daily lives and never make our 15 minutes of fame on the Stage of Stupidity.

csmith12 · December 17th, 2014, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dcj13

Does ATGATT apply to rental scooters during vacation? Hmmm...

Does your skin go on vacation?

jk yo....

Sirref · December 17th, 2014, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by csmith12

Does your skin go on vacation?

jk yo....

actually it does from time to time, comes back tan or badly burned

cbinker · December 17th, 2014, 11:08 PM

i work in a prison, i meet idiots like this all the time.

MrAtom · December 18th, 2014, 01:32 AM

I honestly didn't see anything abnormal with it. You should look up hood rat videos on Worldstar sometime. It'll blow your ****ing mind, dude.

LittleRedNinjette · December 18th, 2014, 06:30 AM

I love starting to morning with a good

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Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

This forum has a large population of level headed Americans and some of you are clearly very clever. I don't know how you don't go crazy though with all these Obama-phone-types, drooling at the mouth and regurgitating the meaningless phrases back and forth between each other, occasionally picking up something new from the TV.

I'm stealing that.

View Poll Results: Is this actually a real person?
Yep - I've met real people who behave like this.	14	82.35%
Nope - Not possible. I refuse to accept that that's a real person. No way.	3	17.65%
Voters: 17. You may not vote on this poll

December 17th, 2014, 03:29 PM	#1
akima Nooblet Name: Akima Location: England Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250R FI Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '13	Lisa from Oakland Link to original page on YouTube.

December 17th, 2014, 03:37 PM	#2
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	that's actually a fairly common accent/personality type __________________________________________________

December 17th, 2014, 03:42 PM	#4
NevadaWolf Certified looney toon Name: Teri Location: 39°52'40.7"N 118°23'53.8"W (Northern NV) Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250, 102k+ miles -- 2014 CB500X, 42k+ miles Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 16 MOTM Jul '13, Jul '14	Do such people exist, yes. I question if they are real though. Many that I've met are very very fake (and shallow). Not sure how to answer poll? __________________________________________________ <-- Linky Hey Unregistered! The code [you] shows the username currently logged in. IBA # 56020 AMA # 521481 Fun Rides! ][ My Videos ][ My Gear Hold yourself to the same rules you expect others to follow.

December 17th, 2014, 03:43 PM	#5
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	are they real? yes. are they fake? yes. i love it. __________________________________________________

December 17th, 2014, 03:48 PM	#7
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	USA has lots of these weird locales that if you didn't know was real you would be absolutely sure it was an insensitive parody. going to the south is like watching a racist disney cartoon from the 1950s. you should meet someone from MA. the rest of the country affectionately calls them "MAssholes" you know that show the jersey shore? those people actually exist. __________________________________________________

December 17th, 2014, 03:56 PM	#8
NevadaWolf Certified looney toon Name: Teri Location: 39°52'40.7"N 118°23'53.8"W (Northern NV) Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250, 102k+ miles -- 2014 CB500X, 42k+ miles Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 16 MOTM Jul '13, Jul '14	I always thought the 80's Valley Girl was the worst is could get. I avoid parts of California for a reason. __________________________________________________ <-- Linky Hey Unregistered! The code [you] shows the username currently logged in. IBA # 56020 AMA # 521481 Fun Rides! ][ My Videos ][ My Gear Hold yourself to the same rules you expect others to follow.

December 17th, 2014, 04:11 PM	#10
Sirref Private Joker Name: Ben Location: Towson, MD Join Date: Nov 2012 Motorcycle(s): '99/'01 Ninja 250 "sketchy", '13 Ninja 300 "yoshi", '03 GSXR 600 "merlin" Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '14	You get a lot of people like this in baltimore, they're full of **** but they exist I expect that they'd be around in a lot of other places as well "they can't get with the program" is a common phrase in balmore spoken the same exact way __________________________________________________ I see you over there seeing me, do you see the me I think you see?

December 17th, 2014, 04:18 PM	#11
CZroe CPT Falcon Name: J.Emmett Turner Location: Newnan, GA Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): '08 CP Blue EX250J, '97 unpainted EX250F, 2nd '97 unpainted EX250F (no engine), '07 black EX250F Posts: A lot.	Just what is this "program" and what exactly happens when they "get with" it?

December 17th, 2014, 04:31 PM	#13
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	"get with the program of me getting what i want and you doing it for me" __________________________________________________

December 17th, 2014, 04:35 PM	#14
akima Nooblet Name: Akima Location: England Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250R FI Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '13	I haven't been to the states, so I don't know this for sure, but I get the impression that there are a substantial number of really, really dumb people out there. I mean; the girl in that video, I honestly don't think I've met anyone that stupid in England. I've seen other videos of American cops pulling people over and these cops were clearly mentally deficient. That would be terrifying to me! This verging-on-retarded person with a gun and an authoritative outfit barking orders at me. This forum has a large population of level headed Americans and some of you are clearly very clever. I don't know how you don't go crazy though with all these Obama-phone-types, drooling at the mouth and regurgitating the meaningless phrases back and forth between each other, occasionally picking up something new from the TV.

December 17th, 2014, 06:02 PM	#16
Snake ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rick Location: Alexandria, Louisiana Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): 05 Blue Ninja 250 Posts: Too much. MOTY - 2017, MOTM - Jan '19, Oct '16, May '14	I guess some people can be like that because they lack accountability for their actions.

December 17th, 2014, 06:45 PM	#17
dcj13 Participant Name: Dave Location: South of Seattle Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): '94 K75 std Posts: Too much. MOTM - Aug '15	Does ATGATT apply to rental scooters during vacation? Hmmm...

December 17th, 2014, 10:02 PM	#19
NevadaWolf Certified looney toon Name: Teri Location: 39°52'40.7"N 118°23'53.8"W (Northern NV) Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250, 102k+ miles -- 2014 CB500X, 42k+ miles Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 16 MOTM Jul '13, Jul '14	In our defense, and in the defense of other countries (say Russia), normal average people don't make good videos. So what you see are the extremes. The rest of us just go about our daily lives and never make our 15 minutes of fame on the Stage of Stupidity. __________________________________________________ <-- Linky Hey Unregistered! The code [you] shows the username currently logged in. IBA # 56020 AMA # 521481 Fun Rides! ][ My Videos ][ My Gear Hold yourself to the same rules you expect others to follow.

December 17th, 2014, 11:08 PM	#22
cbinker Track Clown Name: Chris Location: Kingman, AZ Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): '08 250R, 21 MV F3 800, Kawasaki 400 build Posts: A lot. MOTM - Sep '15	i work in a prison, i meet idiots like this all the time. __________________________________________________ TEAM ALFALFA www.apexassassins.com

December 18th, 2014, 01:32 AM	#23
MrAtom . Name: . Location: . Join Date: Aug 2014 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: A lot. MOTM - July '15	I honestly didn't see anything abnormal with it. You should look up hood rat videos on Worldstar sometime. It'll blow your ****ing mind, dude.

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