Funny/stupid things people say about your bike(s) - Page 10

rmorse · June 12th, 2012, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeJames21

yeah i did, because obviously... me being white, if i was racist, why would i watch a bunch of black guys on tv play basketball?

i thought this forum was cool, until this ****, you guys are lame

Well, you didn't clarify if you were watching new basketball or basketball from the '20s

Jiggles · June 12th, 2012, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeJames21

yeah i did, because obviously... me being white, if i was racist, why would i watch a bunch of black guys on tv play basketball?

i thought this forum was cool, until this ****, you guys are lame

Lighten up and take a joke, otherwise I will have to assume you are racist

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

why u bein' so mean to the new peeps Jiggles?

He's been here since september! cmon hes not new! And I don't think he's new to the internet either (though that is debatable)

akima · June 12th, 2012, 01:35 PM

why u bein' so mean to the not-new peeps Jiggles?

Jiggles · June 12th, 2012, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

why u bein' so mean to the not-new peeps Jiggles?

You are racist.

zzrguy · June 12th, 2012, 01:40 PM

Nice BMW pulls up next to me at a redlight and starts reving, so of course i rev abit back. we both take off and i blow him away. we end up at a red light and he rolls down his window to say
" Fast bike"
I replied "Yeah and it didnt cost $50,000 either"
He just rolled his window back up and drove off slowly.

akima · June 12th, 2012, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

You are racist.

Only towards inferior races like humans.

Stingray1000 · June 12th, 2012, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeJames21

yeah i did, because obviously... me being white, if i was racist, why would i watch a bunch of black guys on tv play basketball?

i thought this forum was cool, until this ****, you guys are lame

Who's to say you dont want them for the white guys? lol

Stingray1000 · June 12th, 2012, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeJames21

you guys are lame

We're just messing with you man, Jiggles is special and we all just have to accept that... LOL

massacremasses · June 12th, 2012, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zzrguy

Nice BMW pulls up next to me at a redlight and starts reving, so of course i rev abit back. we both take off and i blow him away. we end up at a red light and he rolls down his window to say
" Fast bike"
I replied "Yeah and it didnt cost $50,000 either"
He just rolled his window back up and drove off slowly.

short light?

rmorse · June 12th, 2012, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massacremasses

short light?

Either that, or he meant something else by "Blew him away"

massacremasses · June 12th, 2012, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rmorse

Either that, or he meant something else by "Blew him away"

If someone revved a 250 at me I would laugh... I love the 250, but its not very intimidating...

hoodadooda · June 12th, 2012, 04:43 PM

"When did Suzuki start making Triumphs?"
-Cashier at a WaWa

ALLOFMYWAT.png

CZroe · June 12th, 2012, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

Only towards inferior races like humans.

Specist.

1994juggernaut · June 12th, 2012, 09:32 PM

"Hey man is that a Yamaha." Because blue dirt bike = Yamaha

Asspire · June 12th, 2012, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by massacremasses

short light?

no, "nice BMW" in Guelph is one that's white with at least 26" rims.

I kid, I kid.

filling up when squid walks out to gsuxr (sp?) and asks what kinda bike it is. "250" I say, to which he replies "why not a 600" then proceeds to rev to redline and wheelie onto the street.

Since then my iq has dropped 2 points just from talking to him.

Wonder what the 125 guys say about us?

Jiggles · June 13th, 2012, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cluck

125 guy says....dammm that 250 too much power for me

250 guy must be compensating for his 1 inch weiner

Stingray1000 · June 13th, 2012, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

250 guy must be compensating for his 1 inch weiner

Funny, Cause that's what I think 600 guys say about us.....

Jiggles · June 13th, 2012, 05:28 PM

I compensate for my vagina with my 650

NDspd · June 13th, 2012, 05:50 PM

When the drunk partiers are walking around where I go to school they always yell for me to rev it up. I just shake my head and wave.

But I always get the standard "Is that a 600?"...I laugh out loud...

Jiggles · June 13th, 2012, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NDspd

But I always get the standard "Is that a 600?"...I laugh out loud...

Well is it?

NDspd · June 13th, 2012, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Well is it?

I sometimes joke around with people and make it seem so much faster than it really is. They just go along with it...Hook Line and Sinker!

akima · June 14th, 2012, 09:56 AM

We can always say it's a two hundred and fifty thousand... no lies!

Avenged7Fold · June 14th, 2012, 06:05 PM

I've been working at my new job for just 4 days and I was talking to one of the managers on the second day about where to park cause he said it'd be stolen if I parked in the wrong places (wish me luck

) so today he came up to me and said "So when you gonna get a real motorcycle?", I laughed and explained how I can't afford the insurance on a 600. It's all good because he used to ride and was telling me all kinds of stories about his 1100cc when he was young.

Also, on the way out of work, an employee met me in the back room where I keep my gear during work. He started asking about my bike, saying he always wanted the Ninja 250 since he was a kid. He asked the price and sighed when I told him mine was 1600, might have a buyer when I'm looking to upgrade :P
He was asking how hard it is to ride and if shifting was hard.

akima · June 14th, 2012, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avenged7Fold

I've been working at my new job for just 4 days and I was talking to one of the managers on the second day about where to park cause he said it'd be stolen if I parked in the wrong places (wish me luck

) so today he came up to me and said "So when you gonna get a real motorcycle?", I laughed and explained how I can't afford the insurance on a 600. It's all good because he used to ride and was telling me all kinds of stories about his 1100cc when he was young.

Also, on the way out of work, an employee met me in the back room where I keep my gear during work. He started asking about my bike, saying he always wanted the Ninja 250 since he was a kid. He asked the price and sighed when I told him mine was 1600, might have a buyer when I'm looking to upgrade :P
He was asking how hard it is to ride and if shifting was hard.

manager

back room employee

Avenged7Fold · June 15th, 2012, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by akima

manager

back room employee

I know, that's the second one to tell me I don't have a real bike. A lot realer than they have. It just has a smaller engine. It's like telling me that my honda accord isn't a real cage because it's slow engine :P

Maybe it's just from the look of the pregens ?
Oh well, their loss on having no bike rather than a "fake bike"

lamchops · June 15th, 2012, 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avenged7Fold

It's like telling me that my honda accord isn't a real cage because it's slow engine :P

Nice analogy.
Or even yet how 'bout like a vintage car when relating to your pre-gen too?
There's lots to respect and praise for a well-kept vintage car (despite ITS technologies and aesthetics), so why can't the same be said of motorcycles?

We all know where they're coming from, and i'm sure i'd chuckle along the first coupla times they take a jab at the cc's of my engine, but seriously, the american adage (of bigger is better) gets old pretty quick. -_-; live and let live, i say! so lemme be happy w/ my microscopic cc's!

ai4px · June 15th, 2012, 06:25 AM

My wife said the funniest thing about my six-fiddy last night after swapping bikes for our ride home... she said "it sure handles better than my Vulcan". She went on to say stuff like "you just think it and it does it." and "I didn't feel the ruts in the lane."

Disclaimer: Even after spencerizing my seat, she still thinks the vulcan seat is way more comfortable - and she's right.

NevadaWolf · June 15th, 2012, 08:33 AM

Got the 600 question again yesterday. Though the conversation was funny because I was watching the Pony Express Re-Ride, and after the exchange of the mochila one of the period actors came over and was complimenting me on my "pony". Interesting talking about a bike as a horse!
Posted via Mobile Device

250rr · June 15th, 2012, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NevadaWolf

Got the 600 question again yesterday. Though the conversation was funny because I was watching the Pony Express Re-Ride, and after the exchange of the mochila one of the period actors came over and was complimenting me on my "pony". Interesting talking about a bike as a horse!
Posted via Mobile Device

So, that would make the 250 a Shetland?

NevadaWolf · June 15th, 2012, 09:05 AM

Actually I think of her more like the Mongolian horse. short, stocky, strong, and unstoppable! HAHAHAHA

zzrguy · June 15th, 2012, 04:40 PM

it was in Ottawa actually :P and The light was pretty far I got up to 140 . I have my bike heavily modified :P

CZroe · June 18th, 2012, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NevadaWolf

Got the 600 question again yesterday. Though the conversation was funny because I was watching the Pony Express Re-Ride, and after the exchange of the mochila one of the period actors came over and was complimenting me on my "pony". Interesting talking about a bike as a horse!
Posted via Mobile Device

Must not have been Five o' Clock then:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clip...g-goes-too-far
(NSFW for cursing and blood)

Renner · June 18th, 2012, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeJames21

What the hell are you talking about? Seriously you have nothing better to do.
Posted via Mobile Device

You nailed it right there....here is a little secret to ninjette.org that has saved numerous people a huge headache.....

http://www.ninjette.org/forums/profi...=ignore&u=6341

Jiggles · June 18th, 2012, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Renner

You nailed it right there....here is a little secret to ninjette.org that has saved numerous people a huge headache.....

http://www.ninjette.org/forums/profi...=ignore&u=6341

It's already in my sig bro

Renner · June 18th, 2012, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

It's already in my sig bro

i know...i don't think he seen it :thumb up:

ilovejesus · June 18th, 2012, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonthechron

Oh definitely, one of the biggest bikes I know of is the 8300 CC Dodge Tomahawk.

But it's not a V8, it's a V10.

I'm thinking about getting in to motorcycling? Would this be a good beginner bike?

I can hear it now lol

akima · June 18th, 2012, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovejesus

I'm thinking about getting in to motorcycling? Would this be a good beginner bike?

Nope... I think you need a bigger engine that that.

Falcor · July 23rd, 2012, 01:17 PM

Got McDonald's for lunch adn the kid that handed me my food decided to chat me up.

Him "That's a 250 huh?"
Me "Yeah"
Him "(zoned out for first few words) gixxer 1300, they're really fast"
I looked at him a bit confused trying to put it together since i missed the first few words and i rationalized that he must want one or something like that. So then he says "You don't know what that is huh?"
Me "I know what it is"
Him "How fast does that thing go?"
Me "Fast enough to get you in trouble"
He smirked and i flipped my visor down and drove off

dirty nasty · July 23rd, 2012, 02:13 PM

For a change someone said something really smart about my bike! I've changed my shift pattern over to GP style. At a light today someone whistled for my attention. I just do what I always do and act like I can't hear them and keep looking forward, because usually it's some dumb-ass with a dumb-ass comment. Instead he asked if I liked the GP shifting compared to a normal pattern. I was blown away, someone with brain cells! I recommend he try it and he thanked me and the light turned green.

A few days ago a co-worker came in and asked me "When you gonna quit ridin' that scooter and move up to a real bike?" and I replied to him "I dunno, but my scooter has got more of its original sheet metal on it than your car does and still moves faster!". He drives a very rusty and beat up CRX. I like the guy, but he is an idiot when he starts talking about bikes. He thinks he needs a liter bike to carry his weight. He also thinks he is experienced enough for a super sport because he rode on a friend's a few times and "didn't die". Ya man, I've been on the dirt for over ten years and the street for about one and a half and I'm still quite content with the 250 for street duty.

I get a lot of people mistaking it for a 750 at the pump. Then again, most of the people who mistake it for a 750 were around in the era when these bikes were out...

I could understand the untrained eye mistaking my pre-gen for an older, larger machine.

csmith12 · July 23rd, 2012, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dirty nasty

I get a lot of people mistaking it for a 750 at the pump. Then again, most of the people who mistake it for a 750 were around in the era when these bikes were out...

I could understand the untrained eye mistaking my pre-gen for an older, larger machine.

I think its because it says 750 at the bottom.

June 13th, 2012, 05:28 PM	#378
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	I compensate for my vagina with my 650 __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

June 14th, 2012, 06:05 PM	#383
Avenged7Fold Ninjette Noob Name: Trent Location: Arizona Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2004 YZF-600r ---- 2006 Kawasaki Ninja 250r Posts: 227	I've been working at my new job for just 4 days and I was talking to one of the managers on the second day about where to park cause he said it'd be stolen if I parked in the wrong places (wish me luck ) so today he came up to me and said "So when you gonna get a real motorcycle?", I laughed and explained how I can't afford the insurance on a 600. It's all good because he used to ride and was telling me all kinds of stories about his 1100cc when he was young. Also, on the way out of work, an employee met me in the back room where I keep my gear during work. He started asking about my bike, saying he always wanted the Ninja 250 since he was a kid. He asked the price and sighed when I told him mine was 1600, might have a buyer when I'm looking to upgrade :P He was asking how hard it is to ride and if shifting was hard. __________________________________________________

June 15th, 2012, 06:25 AM	#387
ai4px ninjette.org sage Name: Wes Location: Sumter SC Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 650r 2009 Vulcan 800 2005 Posts: 557	Funny thing my wife said.... My wife said the funniest thing about my six-fiddy last night after swapping bikes for our ride home... she said "it sure handles better than my Vulcan". She went on to say stuff like "you just think it and it does it." and "I didn't feel the ruts in the lane." Disclaimer: Even after spencerizing my seat, she still thinks the vulcan seat is way more comfortable - and she's right.

June 15th, 2012, 09:05 AM	#390
NevadaWolf Certified looney toon Name: Teri Location: 39°52'40.7"N 118°23'53.8"W (Northern NV) Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250, 102k+ miles -- 2014 CB500X, 42k+ miles Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 16 MOTM Jul '13, Jul '14	Actually I think of her more like the Mongolian horse. short, stocky, strong, and unstoppable! HAHAHAHA __________________________________________________ <-- Linky Hey Unregistered! The code [you] shows the username currently logged in. IBA # 56020 AMA # 521481 Fun Rides! ][ My Videos ][ My Gear Hold yourself to the same rules you expect others to follow.

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June 12th, 2012, 01:35 PM	#363
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June 12th, 2012, 01:40 PM	#365
zzrguy ninjette.org member Name: Lostboy Location: Guelph Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2002 ZZR 250 Posts: 127	Nice BMW pulls up next to me at a redlight and starts reving, so of course i rev abit back. we both take off and i blow him away. we end up at a red light and he rolls down his window to say " Fast bike" I replied "Yeah and it didnt cost $50,000 either" He just rolled his window back up and drove off slowly.

June 12th, 2012, 04:43 PM	#372
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June 12th, 2012, 09:32 PM	#374
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June 13th, 2012, 05:50 PM	#379
NDspd 1/4 English, 3/4 Kick Ass Name: Jeremy Location: Dayton, OH Join Date: Sep 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2002 Triumph Speed Triple 955i, '05 Suzuki SV650S(retired), '11 Ninja 250R(sold) Posts: A lot.	When the drunk partiers are walking around where I go to school they always yell for me to rev it up. I just shake my head and wave. But I always get the standard "Is that a 600?"...I laugh out loud...

June 14th, 2012, 09:56 AM	#382
akima Nooblet Name: Akima Location: England Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250R FI Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '13	We can always say it's a two hundred and fifty thousand... no lies!

June 15th, 2012, 08:33 AM	#388
NevadaWolf Certified looney toon Name: Teri Location: 39°52'40.7"N 118°23'53.8"W (Northern NV) Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250, 102k+ miles -- 2014 CB500X, 42k+ miles Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 16 MOTM Jul '13, Jul '14	Got the 600 question again yesterday. Though the conversation was funny because I was watching the Pony Express Re-Ride, and after the exchange of the mochila one of the period actors came over and was complimenting me on my "pony". Interesting talking about a bike as a horse! Posted via Mobile Device

June 15th, 2012, 04:40 PM	#391
zzrguy ninjette.org member Name: Lostboy Location: Guelph Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2002 ZZR 250 Posts: 127	it was in Ottawa actually :P and The light was pretty far I got up to 140 . I have my bike heavily modified :P

July 23rd, 2012, 01:17 PM	#398
Falcor The Luck Dragon Name: William Location: Stuart, FL Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2013 Ninja ZX-6R B/W Posts: 738	Got McDonald's for lunch adn the kid that handed me my food decided to chat me up. Him "That's a 250 huh?" Me "Yeah" Him "(zoned out for first few words) gixxer 1300, they're really fast" I looked at him a bit confused trying to put it together since i missed the first few words and i rationalized that he must want one or something like that. So then he says "You don't know what that is huh?" Me "I know what it is" Him "How fast does that thing go?" Me "Fast enough to get you in trouble" He smirked and i flipped my visor down and drove off

July 23rd, 2012, 02:13 PM	#399
dirty nasty ninjette.org sage Name: Karl Location: MA Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2000 Kwak Ninja 250 and 1998 Yamaha YZ400F Posts: 534	For a change someone said something really smart about my bike! I've changed my shift pattern over to GP style. At a light today someone whistled for my attention. I just do what I always do and act like I can't hear them and keep looking forward, because usually it's some dumb-ass with a dumb-ass comment. Instead he asked if I liked the GP shifting compared to a normal pattern. I was blown away, someone with brain cells! I recommend he try it and he thanked me and the light turned green. A few days ago a co-worker came in and asked me "When you gonna quit ridin' that scooter and move up to a real bike?" and I replied to him "I dunno, but my scooter has got more of its original sheet metal on it than your car does and still moves faster!". He drives a very rusty and beat up CRX. I like the guy, but he is an idiot when he starts talking about bikes. He thinks he needs a liter bike to carry his weight. He also thinks he is experienced enough for a super sport because he rode on a friend's a few times and "didn't die". Ya man, I've been on the dirt for over ten years and the street for about one and a half and I'm still quite content with the 250 for street duty. I get a lot of people mistaking it for a 750 at the pump. Then again, most of the people who mistake it for a 750 were around in the era when these bikes were out... I could understand the untrained eye mistaking my pre-gen for an older, larger machine.