Lets keep this serious

subxero · March 28th, 2013, 05:59 PM

Does anyone else find it awkward to fart while on their bike in full gear?

Every time that i need to cut one i need to squirm a bit and never fully feel comfortable letting it rip, it just doesn't feel right. Even while at a stop i still find it awkward to let loose.

CynicalC · March 28th, 2013, 06:05 PM

krolinked · March 28th, 2013, 06:06 PM

Just let it happen bro. If it was a girl you better hold that little bastard in!

But it's a bike, it wont even know.

Also cars will just think its the exhaust smell and not your exhaust.

xSean13 · March 28th, 2013, 06:08 PM

If you find yourself having to fart alot, definitely look into the MGP Growler, since it sounds exactly the same and mask the actual fart sound.

subxero · March 28th, 2013, 06:12 PM

I'm not worried about the sound, or smell, I just find it hard to squeak them out. Be it the position or pants, IDK.

Hence i was wondering if anyone else feels the same way i do about this issue.

KawiKid860 · March 28th, 2013, 06:27 PM

I kind of have to strain a bit to get them out, like when I'm constipated but I'm only trying to fart so it can be a little risky at times... I dunno if its the seating position or what.

psych0hans · March 28th, 2013, 06:50 PM

Can you imagine if you sharted inside your leathers... Ewwwww!!!! lol

CC Cowboy · March 28th, 2013, 06:58 PM

Dont worry about farting in your leathers. No one can hear it or smell it, until you unzip them and take them off. Then that sweet fart smell, that has been fermenting, will provide that nastiest cloud of ****** smelling air you can imagine. Unless your leathers fit loose. Then the fart will creep up and come out the neck opening into your helmet, burning your eyes and making you want to puke.

csmith12 · March 28th, 2013, 07:36 PM

Better out and in is what my mamma always said. Then I had to leave the room.....

Did you know you can buy dem der farts at da local wal-marts in da city? Sees rite here.

Mauchner · March 28th, 2013, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by subxero

I'm not worried about the sound, or smell, I just find it hard to squeak them out. Be it the position or pants, IDK.

Hence i was wondering if anyone else feels the same way i do about this issue.

lmao why the hell would you wonder such a thing?

xSean13 · March 28th, 2013, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by csmith12

Better out and in is what my mamma always said. Then I had to leave the room.....

Did you know you can buy dem der farts at da local wal-marts in da city? Sees rite here.

WHO WOULD BUY FARTS AND ANTACIDS!? THAT'S JUST COUNTER-INTUITIVE!!

/caps lock off

antiant · March 28th, 2013, 07:50 PM

It's a good thing you didn't fart while you got gas all over yourself today! /1stworldproblems

Racer x · March 28th, 2013, 08:08 PM

Get one of those space shuttle diapers just incase something goes wrong.

subxero · March 28th, 2013, 08:49 PM

It is kind of like that feeling you get when you are in the ocean and you have to pee. So you just go right? But you have to convince yourself it's ok because you body is like, NO don't do it, you still have your shorts on, there are people around. So you have to fight that to get it to flow.

no?

Jiggles · March 28th, 2013, 08:52 PM

If you don't fart, your body will absorb the gas in your colon and release through your lungs giving you fart breath

Aurodox · March 28th, 2013, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by antiant

It's a good thing you didn't fart while you got gas all over yourself today! /1stworldproblems

Hahahahaha nice!

Jiggles · March 28th, 2013, 08:59 PM

http://youtu.be/Zt9rvaijpPY?t=5m34s

psych0hans · March 28th, 2013, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by subxero

It is kind of like that feeling you get when you are in the ocean and you have to pee. So you just go right? But you have to convince yourself it's ok because you body is like, NO don't do it, you still have your shorts on, there are people around. So you have to fight that to get it to flow.

no?

So what you're basically trying to say is that you like peeing in your leathers... That's gross at a completely new level man... Lol

subxero · March 28th, 2013, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psych0hans

So what you're basically trying to say is that you like peeing in your leathers... That's gross at a completely new level man... Lol

don't knock it till you try it... all the pro's are doing it.

csmith12 · March 28th, 2013, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xSean13

WHO WOULD BUY FARTS AND ANTACIDS!? THAT'S JUST COUNTER-INTUITIVE!!

/caps lock off

Don't you be a hatin' on us country folk. Look at dem der items on dat receipt again... I buy all dat der stuff before headin' to dat racin' track. And just so you be a knowin and all.... dat swing and 6 pak is for da motel room.

antiant · March 28th, 2013, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by csmith12

dat swing and 6 pak is for da motel room.

Link to original page on YouTube.

LMAO.

nickjpass · March 28th, 2013, 10:24 PM

Don't try to hard and poop on accident lol

aeroblade · March 28th, 2013, 11:08 PM

Why not just take care of business before suiting up?

Rather unexpected topic I must admit.. move to "Exhausts"

psych0hans · March 29th, 2013, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aeroblade

Why not just take care of business before suiting up?

Rather unexpected topic I must admit.. move to "Exhausts"

This is definitely a good idea... Getting in and out of the suit just to take a dump can be a nightmare... I mean out and in...

subxero · March 29th, 2013, 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aeroblade

Why not just take care of business before suiting up?

Rather unexpected topic I must admit.. move to "Exhausts"

I't's not about taking care of business before you leave. Sometimes you just have to let loose.

At least on other person seems to know what i am talking about.

aeroblade · March 29th, 2013, 03:30 AM

@psych0hans : unless..... portable potties! lol :P

@subxero : Well in reference to your OP i suppose if I did do that it would feel extremely awkward and nasty IMEHPO. So as to avoid any such unwelcome predicament, I make sure all things are taken care of before hand so as to avoid the need for the extra thrust while on a motorbike.

subxero · March 29th, 2013, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aeroblade

@psych0hans : unless..... portable potties! lol :P

@subxero : Well in reference to your OP i suppose if I did do that it would feel extremely awkward and nasty IMEHPO. So as to avoid any such unwelcome predicament, I make sure all things are taken care of before hand so as to avoid the need for the extra thrust while on a motorbike.

Perhaps i am more gaseous than others. But as jiggles pointed out, i would not want to hold them in and get fart breath.

aeroblade · March 29th, 2013, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by subxero

Perhaps i am more gaseous than others. But as jiggles pointed out, i would not want to hold them in and get fart breath.

Or spontaneous combustion

rabies · March 29th, 2013, 08:09 AM

stand up at full throttle and rip it duder. let the fart gas go

bfpower · March 29th, 2013, 08:39 AM

Thank you for having the courage to bring up such a difficult topic. It's one I've struggled with ever since I first got on a bike.

I just got my first pair of track pants and I've been afraid that had I farted I might have trouble with getting more than I bargained for.

xSean13 · March 29th, 2013, 09:24 AM

Note to self. Don't by second-hand pants, particularly leathers.

CC Cowboy · March 29th, 2013, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xSean13

Note to self. Don't by second-hand pants, particularly leathers.

That's a crappy statement!

Joshorilla · March 29th, 2013, 11:28 AM

Perhaps you should address your diet.

psych0hans · March 29th, 2013, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rabies

stand up at full throttle and rip it duder. let the fart gas go

I call unfair advantage!!! No fair...

subxero · March 29th, 2013, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshorilla

Perhaps you should address your diet.

Perhaps it's anatomical

antiant · March 29th, 2013, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by subxero

Perhaps it's analtomical

subxero · March 29th, 2013, 01:31 PM

^ lol ZING!!!

CC Cowboy · March 29th, 2013, 01:59 PM

I find it fascinating that our female members haven't contributed to this discussion.

Everyone knows ladies can drop a bomb, clear a room, evacuate a building, but their best attribute is lying about it.

Bob2010 · March 29th, 2013, 02:01 PM

Never experienced riding until last summer. So I still find /learn new things each time i ride.
Nothing is worse then having to schit and knowing your still 16 miles from your house....

Also burping in your helmet , also sucks. So does having to sneeze... Or cough....

iplante · March 29th, 2013, 02:05 PM

I would contribute but I don't have leather pants.

That said, I have no problems farting while riding.

March 28th, 2013, 05:59 PM	#1
subxero dirty boy Name: Joe Location: Johnstown, PA Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): I don't even know anymore?? Posts: A lot. MOTM - Apr '14	Lets keep this serious Does anyone else find it awkward to fart while on their bike in full gear? Every time that i need to cut one i need to squirm a bit and never fully feel comfortable letting it rip, it just doesn't feel right. Even while at a stop i still find it awkward to let loose.

March 28th, 2013, 06:05 PM	#2
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March 28th, 2013, 06:06 PM	#3
krolinked Nerd Name: Chris Location: Tujunga Join Date: Mar 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ducati Hyperstrada Posts: 672	Just let it happen bro. If it was a girl you better hold that little bastard in! But it's a bike, it wont even know. Also cars will just think its the exhaust smell and not your exhaust. __________________________________________________ It doesn't LOOK that steep. But you can go first...

March 28th, 2013, 06:08 PM	#4
xSean13 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Sean Location: Middle TN Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250r (sold) / '03 CBR 600RR Posts: A lot.	If you find yourself having to fart alot, definitely look into the MGP Growler, since it sounds exactly the same and mask the actual fart sound.
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March 28th, 2013, 06:50 PM	#7
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March 28th, 2013, 06:12 PM	#5
subxero dirty boy Name: Joe Location: Johnstown, PA Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): I don't even know anymore?? Posts: A lot. MOTM - Apr '14	I'm not worried about the sound, or smell, I just find it hard to squeak them out. Be it the position or pants, IDK. Hence i was wondering if anyone else feels the same way i do about this issue.

March 28th, 2013, 06:27 PM	#6
KawiKid860 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Murphey Location: Eastern Washington Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2002 Honda 919, 2004 Ninja 500R NAKED Posts: A lot.	I kind of have to strain a bit to get them out, like when I'm constipated but I'm only trying to fart so it can be a little risky at times... I dunno if its the seating position or what.

March 28th, 2013, 06:58 PM	#8
CC Cowboy ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Whodat Location: Ware Is.,MA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): I pass the wind! Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '13, Jun '14	Dont worry about farting in your leathers. No one can hear it or smell it, until you unzip them and take them off. Then that sweet fart smell, that has been fermenting, will provide that nastiest cloud of ****** smelling air you can imagine. Unless your leathers fit loose. Then the fart will creep up and come out the neck opening into your helmet, burning your eyes and making you want to puke. __________________________________________________ If everything seems under control; you're just not going fast enough!
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March 28th, 2013, 07:36 PM	#9
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March 28th, 2013, 07:50 PM	#12
antiant antiant Name: antiant Location: Cali Join Date: Aug 2012 Motorcycle(s): None Posts: A lot. MOTM - Oct '14	It's a good thing you didn't fart while you got gas all over yourself today! /1stworldproblems

March 28th, 2013, 08:08 PM	#13
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March 28th, 2013, 08:49 PM	#14
subxero dirty boy Name: Joe Location: Johnstown, PA Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): I don't even know anymore?? Posts: A lot. MOTM - Apr '14	It is kind of like that feeling you get when you are in the ocean and you have to pee. So you just go right? But you have to convince yourself it's ok because you body is like, NO don't do it, you still have your shorts on, there are people around. So you have to fight that to get it to flow. no?

March 28th, 2013, 08:52 PM	#15
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	If you don't fart, your body will absorb the gas in your colon and release through your lungs giving you fart breath __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs

March 28th, 2013, 08:59 PM	#17
Jiggles Jigglin' your Jiglets Name: Sean Location: San Jose, Ca Join Date: Jun 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2009 K1300S, 2013 Ninja 300, 2011 Ninja 250R, Faster than Unregistered's ninjette Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 1 MOTM - Apr '13	http://youtu.be/Zt9rvaijpPY?t=5m34s __________________________________________________ If the Ninja 250 doesn't have enough power for you, then you don't know how to ride it. AFM #676 Supersports are for n00bs
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March 28th, 2013, 10:24 PM	#22
nickjpass #squid Name: nickypoo Location: Five Guys Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): Track dedicated 2008 ZX6R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jul '16	Don't try to hard and poop on accident lol __________________________________________________

March 28th, 2013, 11:08 PM	#23
aeroblade Doh! Name: Matt Location: Locating GPS... Join Date: Nov 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250r Posts: 286	Why not just take care of business before suiting up? Rather unexpected topic I must admit.. move to "Exhausts"
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March 29th, 2013, 03:30 AM	#26
aeroblade Doh! Name: Matt Location: Locating GPS... Join Date: Nov 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250r Posts: 286	@psych0hans : unless..... portable potties! lol :P @subxero : Well in reference to your OP i suppose if I did do that it would feel extremely awkward and nasty IMEHPO. So as to avoid any such unwelcome predicament, I make sure all things are taken care of before hand so as to avoid the need for the extra thrust while on a motorbike. Last futzed with by aeroblade; March 29th, 2013 at 03:33 AM. Reason: I have no clue as to why I'm having a debate on farts lmao :)

March 29th, 2013, 08:09 AM	#29
rabies time is running out.... Name: jesse Location: the land of corn Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): pregen ninjari Posts: 412 Blog Entries: 3	stand up at full throttle and rip it duder. let the fart gas go __________________________________________________ The King

March 29th, 2013, 08:39 AM	#30
bfpower ninjette.org mafioso Name: Ben Location: Dillon, MT Join Date: Jul 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2009 Ninja 250R Posts: 337	Thank you for having the courage to bring up such a difficult topic. It's one I've struggled with ever since I first got on a bike. I just got my first pair of track pants and I've been afraid that had I farted I might have trouble with getting more than I bargained for.

March 29th, 2013, 09:24 AM	#31
xSean13 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Sean Location: Middle TN Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250r (sold) / '03 CBR 600RR Posts: A lot.	Note to self. Don't by second-hand pants, particularly leathers.

March 29th, 2013, 11:28 AM	#33
Joshorilla Bass Master General Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 24	Perhaps you should address your diet.

March 29th, 2013, 01:31 PM	#37
subxero dirty boy Name: Joe Location: Johnstown, PA Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): I don't even know anymore?? Posts: A lot. MOTM - Apr '14	^ lol ZING!!!

March 29th, 2013, 01:59 PM	#38
CC Cowboy ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Whodat Location: Ware Is.,MA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): I pass the wind! Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '13, Jun '14	I find it fascinating that our female members haven't contributed to this discussion. Everyone knows ladies can drop a bomb, clear a room, evacuate a building, but their best attribute is lying about it. __________________________________________________ If everything seems under control; you're just not going fast enough!
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March 29th, 2013, 02:01 PM	#39
Bob2010 ninjette.org sage Name: Bob Location: NY Join Date: Jul 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2010 Ninja 250 2009 Ninja 250 Posts: 730	Never experienced riding until last summer. So I still find /learn new things each time i ride. Nothing is worse then having to schit and knowing your still 16 miles from your house.... Also burping in your helmet , also sucks. So does having to sneeze... Or cough.... __________________________________________________ 2010 Red Ninja 250 2009 Black Ninja 250 -If you ride like lightning,you're gonna crash like thunder-

March 29th, 2013, 02:05 PM	#40
iplante I ride like a granny Name: Isabelle Location: Minneapolis Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2003 Ninja 250R - EX250F Posts: 521 Blog Entries: 1	I would contribute but I don't have leather pants. That said, I have no problems farting while riding. __________________________________________________ WANTED for 88-07 Ninja 250: Corbin Gunfighter & Lady seat

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