Redneck Werd Of The Day

csmith12 · September 24th, 2013, 06:16 AM

Werd of the day: Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise alotta werk to do to get dis crotch rocket ready for racin' dis weekend.

JohnnyBravo · September 24th, 2013, 06:57 AM

Hey can you change this to redneck words so I can play today and don't miss out on other days... I had a good one, but the rules clearly state one a day

csmith12 · September 24th, 2013, 08:22 AM

You will have to ask @Alex to change the tittle. I am never much on "rules" so feel free to post whatever.

CynicalC · September 24th, 2013, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyBravo

Hey can you change this to redneck words so I can play today and don't miss out on other days... I had a good one, but the rules clearly state one a day

The standard for this thread should be one post, per user, per day. One "word" with corresponding colloquialism per post. The gif thread should have had the same set of rules. 20/20 hindsight.

gibtzumich318 · September 24th, 2013, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by csmith12

Werd of the day: Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise alotta werk to do to get dis crotch rocket ready for racin' dis weekend.

This took me several times reading to finally get it... I guess Im getting rusty on my redneckaniese...

csmith12 · September 24th, 2013, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gibtzumich318

redneckaniese

bwahahahahhahahahahahahahah

rasta · September 25th, 2013, 12:27 AM

I don't get it

Oh you rednecks, such simple folk

csmith12 · September 25th, 2013, 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rasta

I don't get it

Oh you rednecks, such simple folk

Here, this one will help you.

Werd of the day: Twerk

Example usage: "Hurry up bubba! Lunchtime bout over ya'hear and we gotz to be finishin' up dis 12 pack befor gittin' back twerk".

adouglas · September 26th, 2013, 02:28 AM

Word of the day: hammer

I'm a gonna make some sammiches. You want hammer turkey?

Kokosun · September 26th, 2013, 04:01 AM

Wurd of the day: "worn" (also incorporating "hammer")

Example Usage: Hey Cletus, we got hammer turkey sammiches. Worn you want?

csmith12 · September 26th, 2013, 04:37 AM

lol nice one!

JohnnyBravo · September 26th, 2013, 04:59 PM

Sensuous

Hey baby sensuous up how bout ya git me a beer

Kokosun · September 27th, 2013, 03:02 AM

Wurd of the day: "bright"

Example Usage: "gimme a coupla minutes and ah'll bright with ya"

adouglas · September 27th, 2013, 04:44 AM

Wurd o the day: Flares

Example usage: I got my hunny a bunch o' flares. They were real purdy and she liked 'em.

csmith12 · September 27th, 2013, 08:04 AM

lol guys, well done

Wurd of the day: Obama

Imma get a case a beer and drink it obama self y'alls

Kokosun · September 27th, 2013, 08:13 AM

^
||

Best one so far.

alex.s · September 27th, 2013, 10:10 AM

redneck word of the day:

"hello."

seriously though. simple folk are friendly as blind dog when you've got a jar of peanutbutter compared to asshole city-slickers who all think their **** don't stink. i was born in a trailer 3 hours from the nearest town on a gold mine so i'm allowed to say city slicker.

JohnnyBravo · September 27th, 2013, 11:35 PM

JohnnyBravo · September 27th, 2013, 11:39 PM

Earl

Gota take my ol truck to geta earl change.

( I still dunno what tump'd is )

rasta · September 30th, 2013, 10:41 AM

This has been a very education thread so far

. I'm almost ready to go to my first NASCAR race

csmith12 · September 30th, 2013, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rasta

This has been a very education thread so far

. I'm almost ready to go to my first NASCAR race

omg... hahahahahahahah That is funny yo.

Werd of the day: behyndis (pronunciation: be-hind-us)

Example usage: "You see that der #511 bike, he been behyndis since we started dis here race".

JohnnyBravo · September 30th, 2013, 03:27 PM

Werd: canopy

Naw naw fella don't drink that beer, I had to go an its a durn can-o-pee

adouglas · October 1st, 2013, 08:20 AM

Shade

Example usage: That earl can is in the back o' the shade, behin' the tracter.

adouglas · October 1st, 2013, 08:22 AM

There are two classes of these words:

Real words that when spoken like a redneck change their meaning (e.g. mayonnaise) and stuff that's just made up.

The real ones are better.

JohnnyBravo · October 1st, 2013, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adouglas

There are two classes of these words:

Real words that when spoken like a redneck change their meaning (e.g. mayonnaise) and stuff that's just made up.

The real ones are better.

What you never peed in a can before? Many a pee bottle rests in countries US soldiers have visited

Though I couldn't spell the beehyndiss I have said it many a time

JohnnyBravo · October 1st, 2013, 08:51 AM

Werd= cheer

Ima go over yonder an sit in that cheer out in the yard till the cows come home

csmith12 · October 2nd, 2013, 11:07 AM

Werd of the day: initiate (pronunciation: an-en-she-ate)
Bonus Werd: winton (pronunciation: wint-in)

My dog done winton eat my sammich, initiate Unregistered's too.

250rr · October 2nd, 2013, 11:59 AM

Werd of the day: racist. As in:

I am gunna go to three NASCAR racist this year.

Also as in: This thread.

JohnnyBravo · October 2nd, 2013, 12:20 PM

Link to original page on YouTube.

JohnnyBravo · October 2nd, 2013, 12:21 PM

Redneck wouldn't actually fall under racism as its not a race Of people.

adouglas · October 2nd, 2013, 07:47 PM

Truss

Example usage:

I don' know if I truss that feller. He looks like a dam Yankee to me.

csmith12 · October 2nd, 2013, 07:49 PM

^^^ show nuff, never herd dat one.

Kokosun · October 3rd, 2013, 05:17 AM

European

"go ahead and relieve yourself behind that bush over there. I'll stand right here and wait while european.

Kokosun · October 4th, 2013, 03:26 AM

Criticise (or criticize if you subscribe to US-spelling)

"I heard a noise out back the other night and was damn near scared to death. I went outside, shone a flashlight around the yard, and I saw what must've been a hundred criticise reflecting back at me"

csmith12 · October 4th, 2013, 04:41 AM

^^^ hahahahhaha omg that just might be the best one yet.

adouglas · October 4th, 2013, 05:28 AM

bishop

I useta be married, but the bishop an left me.

JohnnyBravo · October 20th, 2013, 01:54 PM

Yeeeeeeehaw = that is all

csmith12 · October 21st, 2013, 06:30 AM

Werd of the day: witcher (pronunciation: which-er)
Bonus werd: onus (pronunciation: on-us)
Example Usage: Ya'lls be onus whicher answers now.

csmith12 · October 28th, 2013, 07:16 AM

Werd of the day: figger (pronunciation: fig-er)
Example Usage: I can't figger that yungin' out, I think he's flicted.

bruce71198 · October 28th, 2013, 01:28 PM

Urinate

Hey baby, urinate but if your boobs where bigger you'd be a 10

September 24th, 2013, 06:16 AM	#1
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	Redneck Werd Of The Day Werd of the day: Mayonnaise Mayonnaise alotta werk to do to get dis crotch rocket ready for racin' dis weekend. __________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School

September 24th, 2013, 06:57 AM	#2
JohnnyBravo Certifiable nontundrum Name: Harper Location: NC Milkshake stand Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much. MOTM - Sep '13, Sep '16	Hey can you change this to redneck words so I can play today and don't miss out on other days... I had a good one, but the rules clearly state one a day __________________________________________________

September 24th, 2013, 08:22 AM	#3
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	You will have to ask @Alex to change the tittle. I am never much on "rules" so feel free to post whatever. __________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School

September 26th, 2013, 02:28 AM	#9
adouglas Cat herder Name: Gort Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 6 MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13	Word of the day: hammer I'm a gonna make some sammiches. You want hammer turkey? __________________________________________________ I am NOT an adrenaline junkie, I'm a skill junkie. - csmith12 Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est. Heri historia. Cras mysterium. Hodie donum est. Carpe diem.

September 26th, 2013, 04:37 AM	#11
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	lol nice one! __________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School

September 25th, 2013, 12:27 AM	#7
rasta Your face Name: Wes Location: SF Bay Area Join Date: Jul 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2014 Honda CBR650f Posts: A lot.	I don't get it Oh you rednecks, such simple folk

September 26th, 2013, 04:01 AM	#10
Kokosun Are you sure about that? Name: That's "Sir" to you! Location: Chorleywood (Nr. London) Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250R-F16, Versys KLE650 CAF Posts: 418	Wurd of the day: "worn" (also incorporating "hammer") Example Usage: Hey Cletus, we got hammer turkey sammiches. Worn you want?

September 26th, 2013, 04:59 PM	#12
JohnnyBravo Certifiable nontundrum Name: Harper Location: NC Milkshake stand Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much. MOTM - Sep '13, Sep '16	Sensuous Hey baby sensuous up how bout ya git me a beer __________________________________________________

September 27th, 2013, 03:02 AM	#13
Kokosun Are you sure about that? Name: That's "Sir" to you! Location: Chorleywood (Nr. London) Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250R-F16, Versys KLE650 CAF Posts: 418	Wurd of the day: "bright" Example Usage: "gimme a coupla minutes and ah'll bright with ya"

September 27th, 2013, 04:44 AM	#14
adouglas Cat herder Name: Gort Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 6 MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13	Wurd o the day: Flares Example usage: I got my hunny a bunch o' flares. They were real purdy and she liked 'em. __________________________________________________ I am NOT an adrenaline junkie, I'm a skill junkie. - csmith12 Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est. Heri historia. Cras mysterium. Hodie donum est. Carpe diem.
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September 27th, 2013, 08:04 AM	#15
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	lol guys, well done Wurd of the day: Obama Imma get a case a beer and drink it obama self y'alls __________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School

September 27th, 2013, 08:13 AM	#16
Kokosun Are you sure about that? Name: That's "Sir" to you! Location: Chorleywood (Nr. London) Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250R-F16, Versys KLE650 CAF Posts: 418	^ \|\| Best one so far.

September 27th, 2013, 10:10 AM	#17
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	redneck word of the day: "hello." seriously though. simple folk are friendly as blind dog when you've got a jar of peanutbutter compared to asshole city-slickers who all think their **** don't stink. i was born in a trailer 3 hours from the nearest town on a gold mine so i'm allowed to say city slicker. __________________________________________________

September 27th, 2013, 11:35 PM	#18
JohnnyBravo Certifiable nontundrum Name: Harper Location: NC Milkshake stand Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much. MOTM - Sep '13, Sep '16	__________________________________________________

September 27th, 2013, 11:39 PM	#19
JohnnyBravo Certifiable nontundrum Name: Harper Location: NC Milkshake stand Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much. MOTM - Sep '13, Sep '16	Earl Gota take my ol truck to geta earl change. ( I still dunno what tump'd is ) __________________________________________________

September 30th, 2013, 10:41 AM	#20
rasta Your face Name: Wes Location: SF Bay Area Join Date: Jul 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2014 Honda CBR650f Posts: A lot.	This has been a very education thread so far . I'm almost ready to go to my first NASCAR race

September 30th, 2013, 03:27 PM	#22
JohnnyBravo Certifiable nontundrum Name: Harper Location: NC Milkshake stand Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much. MOTM - Sep '13, Sep '16	Werd: canopy Naw naw fella don't drink that beer, I had to go an its a durn can-o-pee __________________________________________________

October 1st, 2013, 08:20 AM	#23
adouglas Cat herder Name: Gort Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 6 MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13	Shade Example usage: That earl can is in the back o' the shade, behin' the tracter. __________________________________________________ I am NOT an adrenaline junkie, I'm a skill junkie. - csmith12 Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est. Heri historia. Cras mysterium. Hodie donum est. Carpe diem.

October 1st, 2013, 08:22 AM	#24
adouglas Cat herder Name: Gort Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 6 MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13	There are two classes of these words: Real words that when spoken like a redneck change their meaning (e.g. mayonnaise) and stuff that's just made up. The real ones are better. __________________________________________________ I am NOT an adrenaline junkie, I'm a skill junkie. - csmith12 Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est. Heri historia. Cras mysterium. Hodie donum est. Carpe diem.

October 1st, 2013, 08:51 AM	#26
JohnnyBravo Certifiable nontundrum Name: Harper Location: NC Milkshake stand Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much. MOTM - Sep '13, Sep '16	Werd= cheer Ima go over yonder an sit in that cheer out in the yard till the cows come home __________________________________________________

October 2nd, 2013, 11:07 AM	#27
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	Werd of the day: initiate (pronunciation: an-en-she-ate) Bonus Werd: winton (pronunciation: wint-in) My dog done winton eat my sammich, initiate Unregistered's too. __________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School

October 2nd, 2013, 11:59 AM	#28
250rr ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Mark Location: Portland Join Date: Sep 2010 Motorcycle(s): Cheap Italian Suit. Otherwise known as Dew Kitty Posts: A lot.	Werd of the day: racist. As in: I am gunna go to three NASCAR racist this year. Also as in: This thread.

October 2nd, 2013, 12:20 PM	#29
JohnnyBravo Certifiable nontundrum Name: Harper Location: NC Milkshake stand Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much. MOTM - Sep '13, Sep '16	Link to original page on YouTube. __________________________________________________

October 2nd, 2013, 12:21 PM	#30
JohnnyBravo Certifiable nontundrum Name: Harper Location: NC Milkshake stand Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much. MOTM - Sep '13, Sep '16	Redneck wouldn't actually fall under racism as its not a race Of people. __________________________________________________

October 2nd, 2013, 07:47 PM	#31
adouglas Cat herder Name: Gort Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 6 MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13	Truss Example usage: I don' know if I truss that feller. He looks like a dam Yankee to me. __________________________________________________ I am NOT an adrenaline junkie, I'm a skill junkie. - csmith12 Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est. Heri historia. Cras mysterium. Hodie donum est. Carpe diem.

October 2nd, 2013, 07:49 PM	#32
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	^^^ show nuff, never herd dat one. __________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School

October 3rd, 2013, 05:17 AM	#33
Kokosun Are you sure about that? Name: That's "Sir" to you! Location: Chorleywood (Nr. London) Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250R-F16, Versys KLE650 CAF Posts: 418	European "go ahead and relieve yourself behind that bush over there. I'll stand right here and wait while european.

October 4th, 2013, 03:26 AM	#34
Kokosun Are you sure about that? Name: That's "Sir" to you! Location: Chorleywood (Nr. London) Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250R-F16, Versys KLE650 CAF Posts: 418	Criticise (or criticize if you subscribe to US-spelling) "I heard a noise out back the other night and was damn near scared to death. I went outside, shone a flashlight around the yard, and I saw what must've been a hundred criticise reflecting back at me"

October 4th, 2013, 04:41 AM	#35
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	^^^ hahahahhaha omg that just might be the best one yet. __________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School

October 4th, 2013, 05:28 AM	#36
adouglas Cat herder Name: Gort Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 6 MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13	bishop I useta be married, but the bishop an left me. __________________________________________________ I am NOT an adrenaline junkie, I'm a skill junkie. - csmith12 Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est. Heri historia. Cras mysterium. Hodie donum est. Carpe diem.

October 20th, 2013, 01:54 PM	#37
JohnnyBravo Certifiable nontundrum Name: Harper Location: NC Milkshake stand Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much. MOTM - Sep '13, Sep '16	Yeeeeeeehaw = that is all __________________________________________________

October 21st, 2013, 06:30 AM	#38
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	Werd of the day: witcher (pronunciation: which-er) Bonus werd: onus (pronunciation: on-us) Example Usage: Ya'lls be onus whicher answers now. __________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School Last futzed with by csmith12; October 21st, 2013 at 07:39 AM.

October 28th, 2013, 07:16 AM	#39
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	Werd of the day: figger (pronunciation: fig-er) Example Usage: I can't figger that yungin' out, I think he's flicted. __________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School

October 28th, 2013, 01:28 PM	#40
bruce71198 ninjette.org sage Name: bruce Location: northern illinois Join Date: Jan 2012 Motorcycle(s): Race bikes:08 Ninja 250,11 R6,16 ZX6,SV650.3 HD-1947,2-2003,2010. 1946 Indian and a lot of dirt bikes.2 Posts: 999	Urinate Hey baby, urinate but if your boobs where bigger you'd be a 10
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