June 10th, 2014, 06:37 AM | #1 |
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Captain Obvious Quote of the Day
Just thought this one up.
Proposed rules: One quote per day. If you think of a good one, save it. Don't overthink this and try to get too clever. It's supposed to be - er - obvious. I'll start: I am bilaterally symmetrical, and so are you! (Probably.)
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June 10th, 2014, 12:17 PM | #2 |
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"Statistically speaking, no human is bilaterally symmetrical, as studies have concluded that the left testicle of the male, and left breast of the female; respectively, are consistently larger in size than that of the right."
I'm not being flippant, just stating fact I know to be true and correct from first-hand observation. How do we know what day it is if we are all in different time zones?
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June 10th, 2014, 12:24 PM | #3 |
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^^^^^ It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
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June 10th, 2014, 01:58 PM | #4 |
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computers are too literal
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June 10th, 2014, 03:35 PM | #5 |
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Now I don't even know what is going on in this thread. I will try to play by the rules.
Two inches is equal to precisely 50.8 millimeters.
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June 10th, 2014, 05:26 PM | #6 |
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You're an ass. O_o
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June 10th, 2014, 05:48 PM | #7 |
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More people would come to this bar if it wasn't so crowded.
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June 10th, 2014, 08:39 PM | #8 |
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The Sun always rises in the East and sets in the West.
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June 10th, 2014, 08:50 PM | #9 |
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Wherever you go, there you are.
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June 10th, 2014, 08:52 PM | #10 |
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When your missing you can't be found.
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June 10th, 2014, 09:02 PM | #11 |
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"I never said most of the things I said" Yogi Berra
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June 10th, 2014, 09:05 PM | #12 |
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I never know when I'm wrong because I think I'm wright.
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June 10th, 2014, 09:08 PM | #13 |
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Well cuz snakes doing it must be ok
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June 10th, 2014, 09:10 PM | #14 |
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June 10th, 2014, 09:14 PM | #15 |
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June 10th, 2014, 09:16 PM | #16 |
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June 10th, 2014, 11:00 PM | #17 |
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Hey man the disclaimer is in my signature. Thanks for noting!
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June 10th, 2014, 11:01 PM | #18 |
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"An angry cat is a force to be reckoned with"
"No matter how 'domesticated' an animal may seem, it's still more wild than it is tame."
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June 11th, 2014, 04:15 AM | #19 |
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I found it in the last place I would look
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June 11th, 2014, 04:26 AM | #20 |
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Me: "I've misplaced my keys."
Wife: "Well, they must be somewhere." True conversation that inspired this thread.
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June 11th, 2014, 05:31 AM | #21 |
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Not all who wander are lost.
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June 11th, 2014, 05:45 AM | #22 |
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We'll all be the same in a hundred years.
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June 11th, 2014, 06:02 AM | #23 |
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I told you a trillion times, not to exaggerate!!!!!
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June 11th, 2014, 07:16 AM | #24 |
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The closer you are to danger, the further you are from harm.
Wut?
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June 11th, 2014, 07:42 AM | #25 |
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Could be worse, It's only flat at the bottom.
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June 11th, 2014, 01:57 PM | #26 |
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June 11th, 2014, 03:46 PM | #27 |
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It will probably rain this month.
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June 11th, 2014, 04:00 PM | #28 |
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June 11th, 2014, 04:19 PM | #29 |
Cat herder
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[offtopic] I call those "dammit screws." They're wretched little fasteners that have a tendency to take off like houseflies just as you try to pick them up, causing you to say "dammit."
They're closely related to the "Jesus spring." That's the hidden item under compression inside every device, which when liberated through disassembly flies through the air, startling you and causing you to take Lord's name in vain. There's also the Verithing(tm), which is any odd widget that, when you spot it in a store, exactly fills a need -- especially an odd McGyver-esque need for which it was not designed and that cannot be met by any other item. This causes you to say "Ah! The very thing!" [/offtopic]
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June 11th, 2014, 04:22 PM | #30 |
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Yeah those damn contidocks are frequently found in firearms. The munkatures fire themselves with great velocity into the darkest black hole known to man once liberated from the machine of which they were part. The dingus will vaporize in thin air once it leaves your line of sight, which is usually the second you hear the spring going "sproing".
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June 12th, 2014, 05:50 AM | #31 |
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The most dangerous part on a motorcycle is the nut that connects the seat to the handlebars.
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June 12th, 2014, 07:05 AM | #32 |
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It's always 4:20 somewhere. :P
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June 12th, 2014, 08:45 AM | #33 |
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June 12th, 2014, 08:51 AM | #34 |
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It's raining.
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June 12th, 2014, 09:28 AM | #35 |
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June 12th, 2014, 12:46 PM | #36 |
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Eminem makes the best music when he's pissed off and aggressively complaining about a perceived injustice.
(No one is going to question the validity of that statement.)
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June 13th, 2014, 06:53 AM | #37 |
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You have changed since we last met.
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June 13th, 2014, 08:08 AM | #38 |
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A bend in the road is not the end of the road... unless you fail to make the turn.
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June 13th, 2014, 03:46 PM | #39 |
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