How do YOU adjust the junk? - Page 5

spooph · August 5th, 2014, 10:54 AM

noted...

would you say this is a shared sentiment among the female kind?
@Finesse

Alex · August 5th, 2014, 11:08 AM

cue spooph searching craigslist for zx-6r's in 3....2.....1.....

Rifleman · August 5th, 2014, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Finesse

If a guy in full gear on a nice bike pulled up next to me at a stop light and 'adjusted his junk' in a non perverty way and turned around and gave me the 'perfect' hand gesture... that might be the hottest thing ever. Assuming the gear is black Alpinestars leather and a helmet with a cool asymmetrical design and the bike is a custom painted 2005 ZX6R with Yoshi exhaust and ...... yea Ima stop now

ummm, there is a non pervy way to do that?

Finesse · August 5th, 2014, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by spooph

noted...

would you say this is a shared sentiment among the female kind?
@Finesse

No.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rifleman

ummm, there is a non pervy way to do that?

Yes.

Alchemist · August 6th, 2014, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rifleman

ummm, there is a non pervy way to do that?

Unzip, whip it out, shake it off to loosen things up and to let it air dry. That's about the only non-pervy way, right guys? Right? Ummm anyone? No...?

Rifleman · August 6th, 2014, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Alchemist

Unzip, whip it out, shake it off to loosen things up and to let it air dry. That's about the only non-pervy way, right guys? Right? Ummm anyone? No...?

yeaaaaahhh, i'm thinkin' no on that one.

I'm also going to say that the "pervy" scale is "hotness" weighted.

Hugh Jackman rolls up in the black Alpinestar and X12 helmet... i'm going to guess he can do just about anything but hump the tail pipe and get away with it...

Nepoleon Dynamite.... not so much.

LittleRedNinjette · August 6th, 2014, 11:23 AM

^ Truth!

fry1024 · August 6th, 2014, 01:37 PM

Just stumbled across this thread and boy has it made the last hour of my work day very entertaining.

but to add to the thread, i usually just stand up and bounce a couple times. Usually works, however one time they moved to a worse positions and i ended up sitting on them when i plopped back in the seat. Oh s*** did that hurt. I jumped back up so fast i nearly flew off the bike!

fry1024 · August 6th, 2014, 01:39 PM

oh, the GF has helped me out a few times too.

Finesse · August 6th, 2014, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Rifleman

yeaaaaahhh, i'm thinkin' no on that one.

I'm also going to say that the "pervy" scale is "hotness" weighted.

Hugh Jackman rolls up in the black Alpinestar and X12 helmet... i'm going to guess he can do just about anything but hump the tail pipe and get away with it...

Nepoleon Dynamite.... not so much.

Kinda. I'm not into big dudes, so if I saw a slender guy my eye would be drawn more, but you also can't see what someone looks like if they're wearing a helmet. Hugh Jackman would a) only be riding an ugly ass cruiser and b) not fit into my standards for hotness

There's a non pervy way. Tilt your bike a bit to one side, shake around a bit, feel free to use a hand (outside your pants please).. do a little dance... but no curtsy... I don't know how to adjust a guy's junk... but there's a sexy way to do it. Maybe it's like....If you gotta ask....

spc2125 · August 9th, 2014, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Finesse

Kinda. I'm not into big dudes, so if I saw a slender guy my eye would be drawn more, but you also can't see what someone looks like if they're wearing a helmet. Hugh Jackman would a) only be riding an ugly ass cruiser and b) not fit into my standards for hotness

There's a non pervy way. Tilt your bike a bit to one side, shake around a bit, feel free to use a hand (outside your pants please).. do a little dance... but no curtsy... I don't know how to adjust a guy's junk... but there's a sexy way to do it. Maybe it's like....If you gotta ask....

Hi Im Spc2125... care to get some drinks?

Finesse · August 9th, 2014, 07:19 PM

Sure. Do you have a nickname that rolls off the tongue better though?

spc2125 · August 9th, 2014, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Finesse

Sure. Do you have a nickname that rolls off the tongue better though?

You can call me whatever youd like sweetcheeks

Finesse · August 9th, 2014, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by spc2125

You can call me whatever youd like sweetcheeks

spc2125 · August 10th, 2014, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Finesse

Fernando works as well

Finesse · August 10th, 2014, 08:13 PM

okay steven!

Rifleman · August 10th, 2014, 08:25 PM

ouchy, crash and burn mav, crash and burn.

spc2125 · August 10th, 2014, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by spc2125

Fernando works as well

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Originally Posted by Finesse

okay steven!

Finesse · August 10th, 2014, 08:32 PM

Mmm, I like me a man with conviction.

spc2125 · August 10th, 2014, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Finesse

Mmm, I like me a man with conviction.

I never rewinded the tapes from blockbuster...

Sirref · August 10th, 2014, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by spc2125

I never rewinded the tapes from blockbuster...

LittleRedNinjette · August 11th, 2014, 02:35 AM

What a rebel.

JohnnyBravo · August 11th, 2014, 04:11 AM

Mmmmmm adjustable junk is the best junk

spooph · August 11th, 2014, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex

cue spooph searching craigslist for zx-6r's in 3....2.....1.....

Heh! But alas, I came across incorrectly again... I'm very much taken, and if this damn jeweler can hurry up I'll be on one knee before the month is out...

What I AM curious about is female psychology, hence my question...

NevadaWolf · August 11th, 2014, 01:13 PM

Oh this should get interesting.

Finesse · August 11th, 2014, 01:18 PM

I went on a 110 mile ride today. Didn't really have to adjust the junk (cause, uh, I don't really have any) BUT AHHH MY ASS

What do you need to know spoophie

Worldtraveller · August 11th, 2014, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Finesse

If a guy in full gear on a nice bike pulled up next to me at a stop light and 'adjusted his junk' in a non perverty way and turned around and gave me the 'perfect' hand gesture... that might be the hottest thing ever. Assuming the gear is black Alpinestars leather and a helmet with a cool asymmetrical design and the bike is a custom painted 2005 ZX6R with Yoshi exhaust and ...... yea Ima stop now

Not a fan of bright colors, eh?

Howabout ears?

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...1D37953-XL.jpg

Worldtraveller · August 11th, 2014, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Finesse

Mmm, I like me a man with conviction.

Yes, but do you like a man that's been convicted?

Finesse · August 11th, 2014, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Worldtraveller

Not a fan of bright colors, eh?

Howabout ears?

Not so into the ears... Nice bike though!

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Originally Posted by Worldtraveller

Yes, but do you like a man that's been convicted?

No, I like nice guys.

spc2125 · August 15th, 2014, 07:41 AM

Another point for me...

Worldtraveller · August 15th, 2014, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Finesse

Not so into the ears... Nice bike though!

No, I like nice guys.

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Originally Posted by spc2125

Another point for me...

ROFL.

I'm a nice guy. (And not a single conviction!) That was all snark.

Besides, I'm married to a woman who rides her own motorcycle. (Going on 23 years!)

spooph · August 15th, 2014, 02:14 PM

@Finesse - I got what I wanted, thanks!

InvisiBill · August 16th, 2014, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Worldtraveller

Howabout ears?

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...1D37953-XL.jpg

They're grrreat!

LittleRedNinjette · August 16th, 2014, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by InvisiBill

They're grrreat!

FTFY

August 5th, 2014, 10:54 AM	#161
spooph ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Spooph Location: Golden, CO Join Date: Jul 2010 Motorcycle(s): '08 Ninja 250R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Oct '15	noted... would you say this is a shared sentiment among the female kind? @Finesse __________________________________________________ My therapist has 2 wheels and a seat. If you are ever in doubt to my tone, please refer to my avatar.

August 5th, 2014, 11:08 AM	#162
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August 6th, 2014, 11:23 AM	#167
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August 11th, 2014, 02:35 AM	#182
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August 11th, 2014, 01:13 PM	#185
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August 6th, 2014, 01:37 PM	#168
fry1024 ninjette.org guru Name: Jason Location: WV Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Ninja 650R & 2007 Buell Blast Posts: 323	Just stumbled across this thread and boy has it made the last hour of my work day very entertaining. but to add to the thread, i usually just stand up and bounce a couple times. Usually works, however one time they moved to a worse positions and i ended up sitting on them when i plopped back in the seat. Oh s*** did that hurt. I jumped back up so fast i nearly flew off the bike!

August 6th, 2014, 01:39 PM	#169
fry1024 ninjette.org guru Name: Jason Location: WV Join Date: Apr 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2008 Ninja 650R & 2007 Buell Blast Posts: 323	oh, the GF has helped me out a few times too.

August 9th, 2014, 07:19 PM	#172
Finesse ran when parked Name: Katie Location: DC/MD Join Date: Aug 2013 Motorcycle(s): Freeride 250R, KLX250SF, mopeds Posts: A lot. MOTM - Sep '17, Dec '14	Sure. Do you have a nickname that rolls off the tongue better though?

August 10th, 2014, 08:13 PM	#176
Finesse ran when parked Name: Katie Location: DC/MD Join Date: Aug 2013 Motorcycle(s): Freeride 250R, KLX250SF, mopeds Posts: A lot. MOTM - Sep '17, Dec '14	okay steven!

August 10th, 2014, 08:25 PM	#177
Rifleman Old and slow Name: Lohman Location: Aiken, S.C. Join Date: May 2014 Motorcycle(s): Suzuki TL1000R, Honda CBR600F3, Ninja 250 Posts: 889	ouchy, crash and burn mav, crash and burn.

August 10th, 2014, 08:32 PM	#179
Finesse ran when parked Name: Katie Location: DC/MD Join Date: Aug 2013 Motorcycle(s): Freeride 250R, KLX250SF, mopeds Posts: A lot. MOTM - Sep '17, Dec '14	Mmm, I like me a man with conviction.

August 11th, 2014, 04:11 AM	#183
JohnnyBravo Certifiable nontundrum Name: Harper Location: NC Milkshake stand Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much. MOTM - Sep '13, Sep '16	Mmmmmm adjustable junk is the best junk

August 11th, 2014, 01:18 PM	#186
Finesse ran when parked Name: Katie Location: DC/MD Join Date: Aug 2013 Motorcycle(s): Freeride 250R, KLX250SF, mopeds Posts: A lot. MOTM - Sep '17, Dec '14	I went on a 110 mile ride today. Didn't really have to adjust the junk (cause, uh, I don't really have any) BUT AHHH MY ASS What do you need to know spoophie

August 15th, 2014, 07:41 AM	#190
spc2125 ninjette.org member Name: Steven Location: MA Join Date: May 2013 Motorcycle(s): 10 Ninja 250 Posts: 172	Another point for me...

August 15th, 2014, 02:14 PM	#192
spooph ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Spooph Location: Golden, CO Join Date: Jul 2010 Motorcycle(s): '08 Ninja 250R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Oct '15	@Finesse - I got what I wanted, thanks! __________________________________________________ My therapist has 2 wheels and a seat. If you are ever in doubt to my tone, please refer to my avatar.

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