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Old February 27th, 2015, 11:53 AM   #1
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Old February 27th, 2015, 12:13 PM   #2
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Doctors noticed the berries to his twig were hard, swollen, and blue, while his left leg was shorter than it should've been. Why? Yes, the top of his femur was sheared off and shoved into his ballsack.

I couldn't stop laughing.
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Old February 27th, 2015, 12:30 PM   #3
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Doctors noticed the berries to his twig were hard, swollen, and blue, while his left leg was shorter than it should've been. Why? Yes, the top of his femur was sheared off and shoved into his ballsack.

I couldn't stop laughing.
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Old February 27th, 2015, 02:53 PM   #4
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Mmm... I don't know the extent to which gear would have helped on this one
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Old February 27th, 2015, 02:58 PM   #5
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Old February 27th, 2015, 04:39 PM   #6
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My girlfriend says I had better start wearing a cup, but I don't think that would help much either.
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Old February 27th, 2015, 04:46 PM   #7
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My girlfriend says I had better start wearing a cup, but I don't think that would help much either.
cups protect from the outside, this was an internal dispute
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Old February 27th, 2015, 05:11 PM   #8
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Old March 1st, 2015, 10:18 PM   #10
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Old March 1st, 2015, 10:53 PM   #11
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so glad I'm not a dude.
A femur to the uterus prolly wouldnt be much fun either.
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