Monkey Butt

cuong-nutz · March 19th, 2015, 09:44 PM

It's not ATGATT if I leave without my AMB.

alex.s · March 19th, 2015, 09:49 PM

never got it. the dermatologist says i have naturally oily skin that acts like a lubricant. says i'll age well... tell that to my wrinkley face and gray hair at 26. thanks genetics.

cbinker · March 19th, 2015, 09:51 PM

Sweat and farts are bad.

MrAtom · March 19th, 2015, 10:25 PM

I don't get it either, but if I don't shave everything down there, the hair tends to get pulled on from moving around and stuff, and no matter how I sit, it's being pulled somehow. People laugh at me when I get off the bike and wedgepick at stoplights

csmith12 · March 19th, 2015, 10:32 PM

^^^^

Roark · March 19th, 2015, 10:42 PM

@MrAtom

a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

alex.s · March 19th, 2015, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAtom

I don't get it either, but if I don't shave everything down there, the hair tends to get pulled on from moving around and stuff, and no matter how I sit, it's being pulled somehow. People laugh at me when I get off the bike and wedgepick at stoplights

lasers, bro.

MrAtom · March 19th, 2015, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alex.s

lasers, bro.

Considering how fast hair tends to burn, I've considered just lighting a fart while bare.

fishdip · March 20th, 2015, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAtom

I don't get it either, but if I don't shave everything down there, the hair tends to get pulled on from moving around and stuff, and no matter how I sit, it's being pulled somehow. People laugh at me when I get off the bike and wedgepick at stoplights

Very first bike I ever got a 04 cbr 600rr I am at a stop light trying to pick a wedge and drop it.

The Red Scourge · March 20th, 2015, 04:49 AM

Wow, this thread is just too good.

cuong-nutz · March 20th, 2015, 07:55 AM

I never had this issue before until this year and now that the weather it starting to warm up its getting bad down there lol.

It's a combination of maybe too much junk in the trunk, the heat, and my baggy textile over pants not allowing me to grip the tank properly.

I'll tell you what though, is when I throw some powder down there it's feels like heaven with the cool soothing sensation. No Lie. It's not taboo lol

Ghostt · March 20th, 2015, 08:04 AM

WOW!! can't wait til the women folk start posting on this one, I'll hang out and wait.

For the record never had any issues with MB in all my years of riding.

Ghostt · March 20th, 2015, 08:08 AM

I found the official song for this thread

Link to original page on YouTube.

verboten1 · March 20th, 2015, 08:18 AM

I always powder up before riding. Gold bond.

for an extra kick. try the blue bottle LOL

dcj13 · March 20th, 2015, 08:28 AM

I would start getting monkey-butt from the Ninjette seat after about an hour. Honda and Kwak make the seats soft so they feel good in the showroom (Yamaha and Suzuki, too?).

My stock K75 seat feels like a church pew, but I can ride all day without succumbing to M-B or numbdick.

LittleRedNinjette · March 20th, 2015, 08:56 AM

*reads thread*

CrazyCanuckGoat · March 20th, 2015, 09:25 AM

1900kms in 3 days........Green bottle Gold Bond was my saving grace lol

MrAtom · March 20th, 2015, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAtom

I don't get it either, but if I don't shave everything down there, the hair tends to get pulled on from moving around and stuff, and no matter how I sit, it's being pulled somehow. People laugh at me when I get off the bike and wedgepick at stoplights

This is actually the cleaned up, more-appropriate version of what i originally wrote.

LNasty · March 20th, 2015, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAtom

Considering how fast hair tends to burn, I've considered just lighting a fart while bare.

Got to see this happen first hand in college. During a drunken night the roommates and I found out that farts are WAY more flammable for some than others. One roommate could light his and create a large mushroom cloud looking fire ball, while even wearing jeans. Needless to say, it was one of the gnarliest things we had ever seen. This led to him doing it over and over, until his final fanfare created a gaseous ball of light, bigger and brighter than Hiroshima, which traveled down both legs to his knees and up past his belly button. The result; hilarity for those of us watching, and screaming from the ass fire master himself. He ended up with 1st and 2nd degree burns and lost all hair where the fire touched. If you asked him what the worst area was, he would say that his man berry pouch took the brunt force of the blast which caused considerable difficulty sitting down for the next week. Ahhhhh college, the things I learned that never came from a professor.

MrAtom · March 20th, 2015, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LNasty

Got to see this happen first hand in college. During a drunken night the roommates and I found out that farts are WAY more flammable for some than others. One roommate could light his and create a large mushroom cloud looking fire ball, while even wearing jeans. Needless to say, it was one of the gnarliest things we had ever seen. This led to him doing it over and over, until his final fanfare created a gaseous ball of light, bigger and brighter than Hiroshima, which traveled down both legs to his knees and up past his belly button. The result; hilarity for those of us watching, and screaming from the ass fire master himself. He ended up with 1st and 2nd degree burns and lost all hair where the fire touched. If you asked him what the worst area was, he would say that his man berry pouch took the brunt force of the blast which caused considerable difficulty sitting down for the next week. Ahhhhh college, the things I learned that never came from a professor.

Ive had embe so flammable and come out so fast that they sound like a butane torch.

Ghostt · March 20th, 2015, 05:14 PM

Well so much for the women joining in on this thread, after stories like that one.

CC Cowboy · March 20th, 2015, 05:32 PM

I've only run into the monkey of dirt bike rides in the woods. I not talking casual rides but full on as fast as you can go for as long as you can go. I have to say it's the best workout you will ever have. Every muscle and total concentration for the entire ride.

nickjpass · March 21st, 2015, 05:40 PM

what's monkey butt

Ghostt · March 21st, 2015, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickjpass

what's monkey butt

Also know as "SWAMP ASS"
A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.

http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/faq/an...key-butt-faqs/

http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

And for the ladies,

NevadaWolf · March 21st, 2015, 11:15 PM

LD Comfort

http://ldcomfort.com/How-it-all-began.html

liberpolly · March 22nd, 2015, 12:36 AM

I must say, this thread is absolutely fine without pictures.

MrAtom · March 22nd, 2015, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liberpolly

I must say, this thread is absolutely fine without pictures.

Oh... I took some hi-res ones though...

nickjpass · March 22nd, 2015, 10:18 AM

do share

antiant · March 22nd, 2015, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NevadaWolf

LD Comfort

http://ldcomfort.com/How-it-all-began.html

I love my LDComfort stuff, worth every penny.

adouglas · March 22nd, 2015, 10:40 AM

Link to original page on YouTube.

Bob2010 · April 7th, 2015, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by verboten1

I always powder up before riding. Gold bond.

for an extra kick. try the blue bottle LOL

Omg the blue bottle is no joke... lmao

Bob2010 · April 7th, 2015, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostt

Also know as "SWAMP ASS"
A chafe recieved between the upper thighs

Aka chubb-rubb

March 19th, 2015, 09:44 PM	#1
cuong-nutz RIP Alex Name: Cuong Location: Houston, TX Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): '10 250r, '09 265r Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 2	Monkey Butt It's not ATGATT if I leave without my AMB. __________________________________________________ HalfFast Racing Team Serving Greater Houston Area Riders:WFO Riders MotoHouston HPC CMRA Ride Smart Fastline Lone Star Track Days

March 19th, 2015, 09:49 PM	#2
alex.s wat Name: wat Location: tustin/long beach Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): wat Posts: Too much. Blog Entries: 5 MOTM - Oct '12, Feb '14	never got it. the dermatologist says i have naturally oily skin that acts like a lubricant. says i'll age well... tell that to my wrinkley face and gray hair at 26. thanks genetics. __________________________________________________

March 19th, 2015, 09:51 PM	#3
cbinker Track Clown Name: Chris Location: Kingman, AZ Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): '08 250R, 21 MV F3 800, Kawasaki 400 build Posts: A lot. MOTM - Sep '15	Sweat and farts are bad. __________________________________________________ TEAM ALFALFA www.apexassassins.com

March 19th, 2015, 10:32 PM	#5
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	^^^^ __________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School
	1 out of 1 members found this post helpful.

March 19th, 2015, 10:42 PM	#6
Roark ninjette.org sage Name: James Location: Lakeland Join Date: Aug 2014 Motorcycle(s): 2007 Ninjette Posts: 809	@MrAtom a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do __________________________________________________ "That's what" -she

March 19th, 2015, 10:25 PM	#4
MrAtom . Name: . Location: . Join Date: Aug 2014 Motorcycle(s): . Posts: A lot. MOTM - July '15	I don't get it either, but if I don't shave everything down there, the hair tends to get pulled on from moving around and stuff, and no matter how I sit, it's being pulled somehow. People laugh at me when I get off the bike and wedgepick at stoplights

March 20th, 2015, 04:49 AM	#10
The Red Scourge ninjette.org member Name: James Location: Asheville, NC Join Date: Oct 2013 Motorcycle(s): '76 Yamaha RD400, '71 Kawasaki G3SS, '88 Honda CBR400RR, '90 Yamaha FZR400/600 hybrid Posts: 138	Wow, this thread is just too good. __________________________________________________ "When in doubt, gas it!"

March 20th, 2015, 07:55 AM	#11
cuong-nutz RIP Alex Name: Cuong Location: Houston, TX Join Date: Apr 2011 Motorcycle(s): '10 250r, '09 265r Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 2	I never had this issue before until this year and now that the weather it starting to warm up its getting bad down there lol. It's a combination of maybe too much junk in the trunk, the heat, and my baggy textile over pants not allowing me to grip the tank properly. I'll tell you what though, is when I throw some powder down there it's feels like heaven with the cool soothing sensation. No Lie. It's not taboo lol __________________________________________________ HalfFast Racing Team Serving Greater Houston Area Riders:WFO Riders MotoHouston HPC CMRA Ride Smart Fastline Lone Star Track Days

March 20th, 2015, 08:04 AM	#12
Ghostt in your machine Name: Scott Location: Summer Shade, Ky. Join Date: Oct 2014 Motorcycle(s): 98 Ninja 250/F12 aka ZX-2R "SERENITY", 91 Ninja 500/A5 aka ZX-5R "Phoenix", 84 Honda GL1200A "SIREN" Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 25 MOTM - Jun '17, May '16, Mar '15	WOW!! can't wait til the women folk start posting on this one, I'll hang out and wait. For the record never had any issues with MB in all my years of riding. __________________________________________________ *violente et ignorantia* ZX-2R BLOG *Twitter and Instagram = Ghostt_Scott* *I'm not here to change your mind, just to inform.*

March 20th, 2015, 08:08 AM	#13
Ghostt in your machine Name: Scott Location: Summer Shade, Ky. Join Date: Oct 2014 Motorcycle(s): 98 Ninja 250/F12 aka ZX-2R "SERENITY", 91 Ninja 500/A5 aka ZX-5R "Phoenix", 84 Honda GL1200A "SIREN" Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 25 MOTM - Jun '17, May '16, Mar '15	I found the official song for this thread Link to original page on YouTube. __________________________________________________ *violente et ignorantia* ZX-2R BLOG *Twitter and Instagram = Ghostt_Scott* *I'm not here to change your mind, just to inform.*

March 20th, 2015, 08:18 AM	#14
verboten1 ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Jason Location: Monroe, MI Join Date: May 2013 Motorcycle(s): '75 CB550:.'82 XV920:.'00 KLR650:.'00 EX250:.'08 Ninja 250 Posts: A lot. MOTM - June '15	I always powder up before riding. Gold bond. for an extra kick. try the blue bottle LOL __________________________________________________ '82 XV920: Soon to be tracker--'00 KLR685:adv --'04 DRZ400E--'12 Super Tenere --'13 Versys Ride more, worry less.

March 20th, 2015, 08:28 AM	#15
dcj13 Participant Name: Dave Location: South of Seattle Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): '94 K75 std Posts: Too much. MOTM - Aug '15	I would start getting monkey-butt from the Ninjette seat after about an hour. Honda and Kwak make the seats soft so they feel good in the showroom (Yamaha and Suzuki, too?). My stock K75 seat feels like a church pew, but I can ride all day without succumbing to M-B or numbdick.

March 20th, 2015, 08:56 AM	#16
LittleRedNinjette Certified Troublemaker Name: Teri Location: Hamilton, NJ Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Ninja 250r "Pikachu", 2017 Ninja 650 "Epona" Posts: A lot. MOTM - Aug '13, Aug '14, Feb '17	reads thread __________________________________________________ Raven's Rejuvenation A bruise is a lesson... and each lesson makes us better...

March 20th, 2015, 09:25 AM	#17
CrazyCanuckGoat ninjette.org member Name: Rob Location: Winnipeg Join Date: Oct 2014 Motorcycle(s): 2003 ZX12R (sold), 2012 250R, 1975 Honda XL250, 1980 XJ650 Posts: 99	1900kms in 3 days........Green bottle Gold Bond was my saving grace lol

March 20th, 2015, 05:14 PM	#21
Ghostt in your machine Name: Scott Location: Summer Shade, Ky. Join Date: Oct 2014 Motorcycle(s): 98 Ninja 250/F12 aka ZX-2R "SERENITY", 91 Ninja 500/A5 aka ZX-5R "Phoenix", 84 Honda GL1200A "SIREN" Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 25 MOTM - Jun '17, May '16, Mar '15	Well so much for the women joining in on this thread, after stories like that one. __________________________________________________ *violente et ignorantia* ZX-2R BLOG *Twitter and Instagram = Ghostt_Scott* *I'm not here to change your mind, just to inform.*

March 20th, 2015, 05:32 PM	#22
CC Cowboy ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Whodat Location: Ware Is.,MA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): I pass the wind! Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '13, Jun '14	I've only run into the monkey of dirt bike rides in the woods. I not talking casual rides but full on as fast as you can go for as long as you can go. I have to say it's the best workout you will ever have. Every muscle and total concentration for the entire ride. __________________________________________________ If everything seems under control; you're just not going fast enough!

March 21st, 2015, 05:40 PM	#23
nickjpass #squid Name: nickypoo Location: Five Guys Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): Track dedicated 2008 ZX6R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jul '16	what's monkey butt __________________________________________________

March 21st, 2015, 11:15 PM	#25
NevadaWolf Certified looney toon Name: Teri Location: 39°52'40.7"N 118°23'53.8"W (Northern NV) Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250, 102k+ miles -- 2014 CB500X, 42k+ miles Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 16 MOTM Jul '13, Jul '14	LD Comfort http://ldcomfort.com/How-it-all-began.html __________________________________________________ <-- Linky Hey Unregistered! The code [you] shows the username currently logged in. IBA # 56020 AMA # 521481 Fun Rides! ][ My Videos ][ My Gear Hold yourself to the same rules you expect others to follow.
	2 out of 2 members found this post helpful.

March 22nd, 2015, 12:36 AM	#26
liberpolly ninjette.org guru Name: Poul Location: Seattle Join Date: Jan 2015 Motorcycle(s): 1999 Triumph Legend "Arwen", 2006 Ninja 650 "Matsuo Hotaru". 2010 Ninja 250 "Firefly" - sold. Posts: 338	I must say, this thread is absolutely fine without pictures. __________________________________________________ Screw the inscrutable, eff the ineffable.
	1 out of 1 members found this post helpful.

March 22nd, 2015, 10:18 AM	#28
nickjpass #squid Name: nickypoo Location: Five Guys Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): Track dedicated 2008 ZX6R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jul '16	do share __________________________________________________

March 22nd, 2015, 10:40 AM	#30
adouglas Cat herder Name: Gort Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 6 MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13	Link to original page on YouTube. __________________________________________________ I am NOT an adrenaline junkie, I'm a skill junkie. - csmith12 Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est. Heri historia. Cras mysterium. Hodie donum est. Carpe diem.

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Monkey on a repsol...	psych0hans	Videos	17	September 8th, 2014 09:01 PM
[motorcycle.com] - Bear Riding a Monkey? Yep, Bear Riding a Monkey	Ninjette Newsbot	Motorcycling News	0	March 6th, 2014 11:20 AM
Would ya look at that butt!	outasight20	The Ex-Ninjetters Lair	6	February 23rd, 2012 08:55 AM
New Monkey Suit	SES2009	Motorcycle Gear	21	February 6th, 2012 09:09 AM
Trunk Monkey	Nayt	General Motorcycling Discussion	18	May 1st, 2011 07:35 PM