June 22nd, 2014, 09:05 PM | #81 |
The Corner Whisperer
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June 23rd, 2014, 04:02 AM | #82 |
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Well played! Combining objectifying, yet somehow mesmerizing, attempt at thread derailment with a perfect Captain Obvious quote....
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June 23rd, 2014, 05:10 AM | #83 |
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June 23rd, 2014, 09:00 AM | #84 |
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On the Peanut Butter label:
"Contains Peanuts" Reassuring, but it does insult your intelligence somewhat Last futzed with by Ninjinsky; July 11th, 2014 at 08:17 AM. |
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June 23rd, 2014, 09:39 AM | #85 |
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June 23rd, 2014, 09:59 AM | #86 |
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My unit is unusually large.
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June 23rd, 2014, 10:09 AM | #87 |
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Not as big as mine. ^^
see wut I did ther?
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June 24th, 2014, 03:55 AM | #88 |
Cat herder
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This rash itches.
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June 24th, 2014, 08:02 AM | #89 |
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The sun is hot today
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June 24th, 2014, 08:32 AM | #90 |
Certified Troublemaker
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*walks in with riding jacket on and helmet in hand*
You ride to work today? Nope, just like carry it around in case i need to beat the stupid outta someone.
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June 25th, 2014, 11:42 AM | #91 |
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It's a dark night.
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June 25th, 2014, 11:53 AM | #92 |
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adouglas is bald.
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June 25th, 2014, 01:52 PM | #93 |
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June 25th, 2014, 02:05 PM | #94 |
Cat herder
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I am taller than my hair.
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June 25th, 2014, 10:55 PM | #95 |
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I have no idea what is going on in this thread.
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June 26th, 2014, 07:30 AM | #96 |
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Information and opinions found on the web are worth exactly what you're paying for them.
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June 26th, 2014, 01:55 PM | #97 | |
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Quote:
I know. I love it!
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June 26th, 2014, 02:50 PM | #98 |
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If you wait long enough the weather will change.
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June 26th, 2014, 11:51 PM | #99 |
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My penor is the size of a house.
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June 26th, 2014, 11:52 PM | #100 |
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If you stand in the rain long enough, it will cease to feel cold.
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June 26th, 2014, 11:52 PM | #101 |
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No one survives life.
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June 27th, 2014, 02:36 AM | #102 |
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If one's penor is the size of a house, it is difficult to buy underwear.
It is also difficult to get through the door.
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June 27th, 2014, 02:54 AM | #103 |
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If you knew then what you know now, you wouldn't have done the things you did then.
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June 27th, 2014, 04:11 AM | #104 |
Ninja chick
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June 27th, 2014, 05:13 AM | #105 |
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True one I overheard from the garden next door:
Grandson: "Nana? Would you rather be deaf or be blind?" Grandma "Neither thank you" |
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June 27th, 2014, 09:31 AM | #106 |
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Smoking is Bad Mmk?!
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June 27th, 2014, 11:55 AM | #107 |
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It does not require a high level of intelligence to participate in internet discussions.
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June 27th, 2014, 06:17 PM | #108 |
Participant
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Smart cars are smart only if everyone else is driving them.
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June 27th, 2014, 06:48 PM | #109 |
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Tomorrow is another day.
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June 28th, 2014, 04:10 AM | #110 |
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@CycleCam303 --- ya think?
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June 28th, 2014, 07:03 AM | #111 |
King Hamfist
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I wish I could like this.
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June 28th, 2014, 11:08 PM | #112 |
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Dude you missed the memo. Smart cars are smart to drive because they are small enough that you can't haul anything for friends, you can only carry one small passenger, and NO ONE will ask you to help them move.
Uhhhh, as for the quote.... Hmmm. Alcohol may inhibit your ability to operate machinery.
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June 29th, 2014, 03:55 AM | #113 |
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As your sweating out in the heat, someone says. "It's hot outside today"
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June 29th, 2014, 05:49 PM | #114 |
Cat herder
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Saw an Allstate commercial:
"Get 2 Safe Driving Bonus Checks a year for driving safely." You cannot make this stuff up.
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June 29th, 2014, 10:54 PM | #115 |
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My feet hurt.
Somehow I feel I'm massively missing the point of this thread. Smoking during pregnancy greatly increases risks of low birth weight, birth defects etc. Caution: Sharp edges.
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June 29th, 2014, 10:54 PM | #116 |
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Contents may be hot.
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June 30th, 2014, 05:02 AM | #117 |
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Let me help you out.
Something Captain Obvious would say is a phrase so self-evident that it does not need to be spoken. Useless hot air. We all say them. Typically they elicit a "well, DUH!" once you think about them for a moment. "My feet hurt" is not a CO statement because it doesn't pass that test. "Don't go out in the rain, you'll get wet" has CO written all over it. Saying "wow, that must hurt" to someone who's just hit their thumb with a hammer is another one. Take a look at the location info in my avatar. See how it works? About two thirds of the posts in this thread aren't remotely close to things Captain Obvious would say.
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From the "What is this?" thread in General Motorcycling:
Quote:
That is a packaged metal part from Lockhart Phillips. (Dual purpose post. Also going in the Captain Obvious Quote of Day thread)
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July 1st, 2014, 12:36 AM | #119 |
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adouglas should cut his fingernails.
Am I doing this correctly?
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July 1st, 2014, 04:24 AM | #120 |
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Just a bit outside
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