How do YOU adjust the junk? - Page 3

Blystr842 · May 30th, 2013, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xaple

How do you know this exactly?

Just doing my part as a test dummy to help my fellow riders be more comfortable when riding. ATGATT

spc2125 · May 31st, 2013, 12:39 PM

For some odd reason I thought that when going over a bump instead of bracing myself, I should stand up a little....

Welp, apparently I didnt stand up high enough because when i rode over the bump... BAMM hit my right in the goodies.

csmith12 · May 31st, 2013, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spc2125

For some odd reason I thought that when going over a bump instead of bracing myself, I should stand up a little....

Welp, apparently I didnt stand up high enough because when i rode over the bump... BAMM hit my right in the goodies.

Flex quads to raise yourself off the tank a little but keep you knees locked on the tank so you don't slap em.

Xtina · June 2nd, 2013, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by spc2125

Do female riders feel its more comfortable wearing no bra when riding?

I got my gf a jacket from my cousin who would ride on her ex-boyfriend's bike. But its a little tight because she is a bit busty, so i wasnt sure if just a tight shirt would suffice.

Oh god no! bra all the time.

Felipe the Ant · June 2nd, 2013, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by antiant

^Excuses, excuses... use your phone.

experienced

antiant · June 2nd, 2013, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Felipe the Ant

experienced

If there's a will, there's a way!

CZroe · June 25th, 2014, 03:59 PM

Don't know much about it myself but I hear there's a expensive surgery which can fix that for you. Don't forget to factor in the cost of hormone treatments before you decide if it's worth it to you.

Kscreations08 · June 26th, 2014, 12:42 AM

@CZroe You are just on a dead thread revival spree right now!

However, for this thread, I thank you

I haven't laughed this much in a while. My coworkers keep peeking into my cubicle

Singh2jz · June 26th, 2014, 02:53 AM

Ahahhahhahaha never knew there was thread for this. Thanks for the revival lol. I just scoot back a little sometimes, but braking hard sucks.

nickjpass · June 26th, 2014, 03:40 AM

shake it.

InvisiBill · June 26th, 2014, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiggles

Testicle relocation surgery, I like that idea!

Sirref · June 26th, 2014, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kscreations08

@CZroe You are just on a dead thread revival spree right now!

However, for this thread, I thank you

I haven't laughed this much in a while. My coworkers keep peeking into my cubicle

cubicle job at 4am? damn I feel bad for you

CZroe · June 26th, 2014, 05:00 AM

I'm still playing catch-up from my year long absence and any dead thread from that time that makes me want to say something might be worth bumping in case others feel the same way.

Forum churn keeps the good conversations flowing!

My bumps in this section should be getting newer and newer. I've worked my way up to July 2013 in the General Motorcycling forum.

Kscreations08 · June 26th, 2014, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sirref

cubicle job at 4am? damn I feel bad for you

Lol 10:30PM to 7AM. Its just about the only time I am able to be on the forum. It does blow though. Headed to a different job in a few weeks.

capt_bugaloo · June 26th, 2014, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by spc2125

im picking at my pumpkin patch at every stop light.

Pumpkin patch..?

spooph · June 30th, 2014, 08:36 AM

Why has nobody mentioned boxer briefs? and scootch back just a little... all you need is half and inch... But the key to preventing pinch points is after the shower.... wrap 'em up and tuck em down inside a pair of proper fitting boxer briefs....

also, going bald keeps hair out of the pinch points and skin slides on skin better, so they tend to stay where you put them instead of getting pulled all cattywompus...

Next up would be pants - tighter fitting jeans, or jeans which tend to stick/grip the seat tends to ride up and start the pressure build. The slightest bump gets amplified with the pressurized situation, so keep things from getting all wrapped up jeans that slide smoothly on skin and on seat are a must...

Hopefully this helps! Let the good times roll!

Kscreations08 · June 30th, 2014, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spooph

Why has nobody mentioned boxer briefs? and scootch back just a little... all you need is half and inch... But the key to preventing pinch points is after the shower.... wrap 'em up and tuck em down inside a pair of proper fitting boxer briefs....

I've been lied to my whole life!

Quote:

also, going bald keeps hair out of the pinch points and skin slides on skin better, so they tend to stay where you put them instead of getting pulled all cattywompus...

skin slides until sweat sticks it all together in a big... well... ball

Quote:

Next up would be pants - tighter fitting jeans, or jeans which tend to stick/grip the seat tends to ride up and start the pressure build. The slightest bump gets amplified with the pressurized situation, so keep things from getting all wrapped up jeans that slide smoothly on skin and on seat are a must...

Hopefully this helps! Let the good times roll!

Skinny Jeans FTW!!!!

spooph · July 1st, 2014, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kscreations08

skin slides until sweat sticks it all together in a big... well... ball

Well, you obviously wear boxers...

With the right underwear which effectively wicks moisture, this wasn't even a problem for me 13 Liters later, in a full leather race suit, at 110F with 80% humidity riding through Kansas...

LittleRedNinjette · July 1st, 2014, 08:33 AM

This thread is awesome.

LoneRonin · July 1st, 2014, 10:27 AM

stop wearing loose fit boxers on the bike...I had this problem too, switched to regular boxers and compression shorts on long rides and all is good!!

capt_bugaloo · July 1st, 2014, 10:37 AM

This is one thread that definitely does NOT need pictures.

Baron · July 1st, 2014, 10:44 AM

Bubble Wrap?

or

Link to original page on YouTube.

Worldtraveller · July 1st, 2014, 10:46 AM

I wear bike shorts on longer rides, but then, I normally wear briefs anyway.

Daks · July 6th, 2014, 08:47 PM

For the record, I wear sports bras a lot because at 23 I have already given up on life that much and no, if you are busty it is WAY better to wear a full bra. Nevermind that I have lady gear but every time I hit a speed bump I slap myself with my own ****, and it hurts like running up the stairs without a bra does.

cbinker · July 6th, 2014, 09:19 PM

compression shorts

LNasty · July 6th, 2014, 09:39 PM

Something like this should work. .....sling-pouch.png

$T2eC16dHJHYFFk(lFg5bBSPbURC48Q~~60_35.JPG

mr2peak · July 6th, 2014, 09:51 PM

Stand, wiggle and dance my friend.

Or, ask your passenger to lend a hand readjusting

Klondike1020 · July 6th, 2014, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xtina

Oh god no! bra all the time.

Worst advice ever- don't listen to her. got to let those puppys breath

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kscreations08

Lol 10:30PM to 7AM. Its just about the only time I am able to be on the forum. It does blow though. Headed to a different job in a few weeks.

Been there- night jobs in the cube. asylum time. makes you feel like the joker

Quote:

Originally Posted by spooph

Why has nobody mentioned boxer briefs? and scootch back just a little... all you need is half and inch... But the key to preventing pinch points is after the shower.... wrap 'em up and tuck em down inside a pair of proper fitting boxer briefs.. going bald keeps hair out of the pinch points and skin slides on skin better, so they tend to stay where you put them instead of getting pulled all cattywompus...ext up would be pants - tighter fitting jeans, or jeans which tend to stick/grip the seat tends to ride up and start the pressure build. The slightest bump gets amplified with the pressurized situation, so keep things from getting all wrapped up jeans that slide smoothly on skin and on seat are a must...

HAHA what ? smooth operator we got here ladies

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleRedNinjette

This thread is awesome.

Will it get awesomer!!!?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daks

For the record, I wear sports bras a lot because at 23 I have already given up on life that much and no, if you are busty it is WAY better to wear a full bra. Nevermind that I have lady gear but every time I hit a speed bump I slap myself with my own ****, and it hurts like running up the stairs without a bra does.

Ladies ! don't listen to her! best attire is a nice jacket and a wife beater/tank top
sport bras are only appropriate if you wear no shirt.

Trust me on this!!!!

The only time I have ever had one of the egg cracking moments was when I had the stupid idea of wheeling my 250.

sweet wheelie, set it down, park the bike. lay on the ground moaning… 45min later ride it home and park it. Boxer briefs and good proper grip with your legs keeps you situated. Nice wicking boxer briefs

Spooph - you go all out- remind me of those swimmers that shave their whole body for hydro dynamic advantage.

ADJUSTMENT TIME HAHAHAHA

spooph · July 8th, 2014, 08:37 AM

lol @Klondike1020....

nickjpass · July 8th, 2014, 02:37 PM

Sometimes while riding ill stand on my legs and let go of the handlebars (really squiddly i know) and ill just hump the air...helps adjust them

lol

Ninjinsky · July 8th, 2014, 03:57 PM

It's boxers for the ladies and Y-fronts on the bike Stick to that formula and you will be fine. Boxers on the bike are just anarchy, it's a farm without a fence.

JohnnyBravo · July 8th, 2014, 08:09 PM

Get a jock strap

also helps if ya have to fight off them biker boys if you run them over in a range rover

Finesse · July 8th, 2014, 08:16 PM

this is my favorite thread ever.

one time I was riding with my friend and we rode for like 45 minutes without having to stop and put our feet down. when I finally stopped I realized I hadn't moved my ass on the seat even half an inch, and it was almost like my parts down there had fallen asleep. weeeeird. I have no idea what he was going through.

I'm glad I'm female, once in awhile I'll shift around in the seat but I definitely have a much better time with my sleek and aerodynamic and compact form

oh and I have small boobs so thats never been a problem, its not like they bounce on the gas tank at speed bumps

nickjpass · July 8th, 2014, 10:05 PM

Lol

Boobs

Sleek...

Finesse · July 8th, 2014, 10:05 PM

err, I was talking about a little lower

nickjpass · July 8th, 2014, 10:07 PM

I know what you meant...

I'm 18...enough said...

Finesse · July 8th, 2014, 10:08 PM

'immature ninjetter'

nickjpass · July 8th, 2014, 10:11 PM

how dare you call me such a thing..its not on under my username!!

Finesse · July 8th, 2014, 10:12 PM

look, there's some boobs! quick, over there! ------------------------------->

nickjpass · July 8th, 2014, 10:15 PM

OMG I ACTUALLY SCROLLED OVER

WHAT IS LIFE LOLOLOL I CANT BELIEVE I JUST DID THAT

WHY AM I STILL IN CAPS

I should be sleeping...oops

June 26th, 2014, 12:42 AM	#88
Kscreations08 Fresh Deli Meat Name: Kevin Location: Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania Join Date: Feb 2014 Motorcycle(s): 2009 250R Ninja -Neener- Posts: 678	@CZroe You are just on a dead thread revival spree right now! However, for this thread, I thank you I haven't laughed this much in a while. My coworkers keep peeking into my cubicle __________________________________________________ We shall call thee "Seahorse." -Antiant on Couvade Syndrome

June 26th, 2014, 02:53 AM	#89
Singh2jz ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Inderveer Location: San Jose Join Date: Nov 2012 Motorcycle(s): '07 ex250-F/J Posts: A lot.	Ahahhahhahaha never knew there was thread for this. Thanks for the revival lol. I just scoot back a little sometimes, but braking hard sucks. __________________________________________________ The Bike \| The Truck

June 26th, 2014, 03:40 AM	#90
nickjpass #squid Name: nickypoo Location: Five Guys Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): Track dedicated 2008 ZX6R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jul '16	shake it. __________________________________________________

June 30th, 2014, 08:36 AM	#96
spooph ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Spooph Location: Golden, CO Join Date: Jul 2010 Motorcycle(s): '08 Ninja 250R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Oct '15	Why has nobody mentioned boxer briefs? and scootch back just a little... all you need is half and inch... But the key to preventing pinch points is after the shower.... wrap 'em up and tuck em down inside a pair of proper fitting boxer briefs.... also, going bald keeps hair out of the pinch points and skin slides on skin better, so they tend to stay where you put them instead of getting pulled all cattywompus... Next up would be pants - tighter fitting jeans, or jeans which tend to stick/grip the seat tends to ride up and start the pressure build. The slightest bump gets amplified with the pressurized situation, so keep things from getting all wrapped up jeans that slide smoothly on skin and on seat are a must... Hopefully this helps! Let the good times roll! __________________________________________________ My therapist has 2 wheels and a seat. If you are ever in doubt to my tone, please refer to my avatar.

July 1st, 2014, 08:33 AM	#99
LittleRedNinjette Certified Troublemaker Name: Teri Location: Hamilton, NJ Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Ninja 250r "Pikachu", 2017 Ninja 650 "Epona" Posts: A lot. MOTM - Aug '13, Aug '14, Feb '17	This thread is awesome. __________________________________________________ Raven's Rejuvenation A bruise is a lesson... and each lesson makes us better...

May 31st, 2013, 12:39 PM	#82
spc2125 ninjette.org member Name: Steven Location: MA Join Date: May 2013 Motorcycle(s): 10 Ninja 250 Posts: 172	For some odd reason I thought that when going over a bump instead of bracing myself, I should stand up a little.... Welp, apparently I didnt stand up high enough because when i rode over the bump... BAMM hit my right in the goodies.

June 25th, 2014, 03:59 PM	#87
CZroe CPT Falcon Name: J.Emmett Turner Location: Newnan, GA Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): '08 CP Blue EX250J, '97 unpainted EX250F, 2nd '97 unpainted EX250F (no engine), '07 black EX250F Posts: A lot.	Don't know much about it myself but I hear there's a expensive surgery which can fix that for you. Don't forget to factor in the cost of hormone treatments before you decide if it's worth it to you.

June 26th, 2014, 05:00 AM	#93
CZroe CPT Falcon Name: J.Emmett Turner Location: Newnan, GA Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): '08 CP Blue EX250J, '97 unpainted EX250F, 2nd '97 unpainted EX250F (no engine), '07 black EX250F Posts: A lot.	I'm still playing catch-up from my year long absence and any dead thread from that time that makes me want to say something might be worth bumping in case others feel the same way. Forum churn keeps the good conversations flowing! My bumps in this section should be getting newer and newer. I've worked my way up to July 2013 in the General Motorcycling forum.

July 1st, 2014, 10:27 AM	#100
LoneRonin ninjette.org sage Name: Jason Location: Mississauga Join Date: Mar 2011 Motorcycle(s): 09 Ninja 250r Posts: 634	stop wearing loose fit boxers on the bike...I had this problem too, switched to regular boxers and compression shorts on long rides and all is good!! __________________________________________________ ”Any man dies with a clean sword, I’ll rape his f*ing corpse!”- The Hound

July 1st, 2014, 10:37 AM	#101
capt_bugaloo motorcycle rider Name: Bruce Location: Victoria, BC Join Date: Apr 2009 Motorcycle(s): '14 Yamaha V-Star 650 Custom (silver) Posts: A lot.	This is one thread that definitely does NOT need pictures. __________________________________________________ '14 Yamaha V-Star 650 Custom (silver)

July 1st, 2014, 10:44 AM	#102
Baron Urban Legend Name: Baron Location: Brampton, ON Join Date: Apr 2014 Motorcycle(s): 09 Ninja 250R SE - Circe Posts: 542	Bubble Wrap? or Link to original page on YouTube. __________________________________________________ "Life is like riding - *You can either tear the fastlane in half or stay in the slipstream trying to play catch up*." -Baron

July 1st, 2014, 10:46 AM	#103
Worldtraveller ninjette.org sage Name: Lane Location: Medford, OR Join Date: May 2014 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250 (trackbike), CBR600RR, GS500F Posts: 588	I wear bike shorts on longer rides, but then, I normally wear briefs anyway.

July 6th, 2014, 08:47 PM	#104
Daks Jersey Devil Name: Daks Location: Austin, TX Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): '06 Ninja 250 Posts: 469	For the record, I wear sports bras a lot because at 23 I have already given up on life that much and no, if you are busty it is WAY better to wear a full bra. Nevermind that I have lady gear but every time I hit a speed bump I slap myself with my own ***, and it hurts like running up the stairs without a bra does. __________________________________________________ ~Riding like a grandma because I wanna ride as a grandma~*
	1 out of 1 members found this post helpful.

July 6th, 2014, 09:19 PM	#105
cbinker Track Clown Name: Chris Location: Kingman, AZ Join Date: May 2012 Motorcycle(s): '08 250R, 21 MV F3 800, Kawasaki 400 build Posts: A lot. MOTM - Sep '15	compression shorts __________________________________________________ TEAM ALFALFA www.apexassassins.com

July 6th, 2014, 09:39 PM	#106
LNasty Daily Jap rider Name: Lance Location: La Porte Join Date: Dec 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250r Posts: A lot.	Something like this should work. .....sling-pouch.png $T2eC16dHJHYFFk(lFg5bBSPbURC48Q~~60_35.JPG

July 6th, 2014, 09:51 PM	#107
mr2peak ninjette.org member Name: james Location: SF Join Date: Mar 2014 Motorcycle(s): Hyper 821 Posts: 161	Stand, wiggle and dance my friend. Or, ask your passenger to lend a hand readjusting

July 8th, 2014, 08:37 AM	#109
spooph ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Spooph Location: Golden, CO Join Date: Jul 2010 Motorcycle(s): '08 Ninja 250R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Oct '15	lol @Klondike1020.... __________________________________________________ My therapist has 2 wheels and a seat. If you are ever in doubt to my tone, please refer to my avatar.

July 8th, 2014, 02:37 PM	#110
nickjpass #squid Name: nickypoo Location: Five Guys Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): Track dedicated 2008 ZX6R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jul '16	Sometimes while riding ill stand on my legs and let go of the handlebars (really squiddly i know) and ill just hump the air...helps adjust them lol __________________________________________________
	1 out of 1 members found this post helpful.

July 8th, 2014, 03:57 PM	#111
Ninjinsky ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Paul Location: UK Join Date: Apr 2014 Motorcycle(s): Ninja 250, Yamaha RS200 (classic) Posts: A lot.	It's boxers for the ladies and Y-fronts on the bike Stick to that formula and you will be fine. Boxers on the bike are just anarchy, it's a farm without a fence.
	1 out of 1 members found this post helpful.

July 8th, 2014, 08:09 PM	#112
JohnnyBravo Certifiable nontundrum Name: Harper Location: NC Milkshake stand Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much. MOTM - Sep '13, Sep '16	Get a jock strap also helps if ya have to fight off them biker boys if you run them over in a range rover

July 8th, 2014, 08:16 PM	#113
Finesse ran when parked Name: Katie Location: DC/MD Join Date: Aug 2013 Motorcycle(s): Freeride 250R, KLX250SF, mopeds Posts: A lot. MOTM - Sep '17, Dec '14	this is my favorite thread ever. one time I was riding with my friend and we rode for like 45 minutes without having to stop and put our feet down. when I finally stopped I realized I hadn't moved my ass on the seat even half an inch, and it was almost like my parts down there had fallen asleep. weeeeird. I have no idea what he was going through. I'm glad I'm female, once in awhile I'll shift around in the seat but I definitely have a much better time with my sleek and aerodynamic and compact form oh and I have small boobs so thats never been a problem, its not like they bounce on the gas tank at speed bumps
	1 out of 1 members found this post helpful.

July 8th, 2014, 10:05 PM	#114
nickjpass #squid Name: nickypoo Location: Five Guys Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): Track dedicated 2008 ZX6R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jul '16	Lol Boobs Sleek... __________________________________________________

July 8th, 2014, 10:05 PM	#115
Finesse ran when parked Name: Katie Location: DC/MD Join Date: Aug 2013 Motorcycle(s): Freeride 250R, KLX250SF, mopeds Posts: A lot. MOTM - Sep '17, Dec '14	err, I was talking about a little lower

July 8th, 2014, 10:07 PM	#116
nickjpass #squid Name: nickypoo Location: Five Guys Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): Track dedicated 2008 ZX6R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jul '16	I know what you meant... I'm 18...enough said... __________________________________________________

July 8th, 2014, 10:08 PM	#117
Finesse ran when parked Name: Katie Location: DC/MD Join Date: Aug 2013 Motorcycle(s): Freeride 250R, KLX250SF, mopeds Posts: A lot. MOTM - Sep '17, Dec '14	'immature ninjetter'

July 8th, 2014, 10:11 PM	#118
nickjpass #squid Name: nickypoo Location: Five Guys Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): Track dedicated 2008 ZX6R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jul '16	how dare you call me such a thing..its not on under my username!! __________________________________________________

July 8th, 2014, 10:12 PM	#119
Finesse ran when parked Name: Katie Location: DC/MD Join Date: Aug 2013 Motorcycle(s): Freeride 250R, KLX250SF, mopeds Posts: A lot. MOTM - Sep '17, Dec '14	look, there's some boobs! quick, over there! ------------------------------->

July 8th, 2014, 10:15 PM	#120
nickjpass #squid Name: nickypoo Location: Five Guys Join Date: Jul 2011 Motorcycle(s): Track dedicated 2008 ZX6R Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jul '16	OMG I ACTUALLY SCROLLED OVER WHAT IS LIFE LOLOLOL I CANT BELIEVE I JUST DID THAT WHY AM I STILL IN CAPS I should be sleeping...oops __________________________________________________

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