Terrible News

CC Cowboy · March 11th, 2015, 07:54 AM

I'm down in Daytona trying to enjoy the sights of spring break. I get the news paper this morning and on the front page is terrifying news.

Women riders see numbers grow at Daytona’s Bike Week

When did women start riding motorcycles? Why did we let them out of the kitchen? Now the roads will be less safe! They will probably want to vote next! I can't believe this is happening! I do know this will stop when Obama installs Sharia Law. We are doomed!

subxero · March 11th, 2015, 08:02 AM

take a deep breath and hold on for a second, did the article specify whether they were passengers or not?

ally99 · March 11th, 2015, 08:04 AM

Cowboy, you're a mess!

Edit: I agree with one thing. That image IS terrifying!

crazymadbastard · March 11th, 2015, 08:18 AM

omg who's gonna cook and clean!!!

LNasty · March 11th, 2015, 08:20 AM

Now my work clothes will be wrinkled and smell of man! Who will take care of me now!!!!!

Sirref · March 11th, 2015, 08:42 AM

kill it with fire!

and keep it the hell away from me, seriously that image can leave scars

crazymadbastard · March 11th, 2015, 08:55 AM

Please note that these posts are really about how lost us men are without you and how underappreciated you truly are.

PS, if you are walking by the fridge please bring beer. Oh- where's the remote?

MrAtom · March 11th, 2015, 09:33 AM

This again...

Rifleman · March 11th, 2015, 09:40 AM

YIKES-tastic, seriously, 1.4 billion motorcycles in Datona and they can't find a single hotness on a rocket of crotch to plaster on the front page, for SHAME!!!

To quote agent J... "ol and busted, new hotness"

Link to original page on YouTube.

Ghostt · March 11th, 2015, 09:52 AM

looked like Steve Tyler to me

Honestly it's been coming to this since they we're given the rights to own land, and to vote.

Quote:

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.

Socrates

Quote:

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

Sirref · March 11th, 2015, 09:54 AM

@ that second quote

Skullz · March 11th, 2015, 09:55 AM

.....

Ghostt · March 11th, 2015, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sirref

@ that second quote

Yeah, he need the deal even in 400BC

Racer x · March 11th, 2015, 10:01 AM

Must be a fake story from the Onion. Everyone they are unstable.

crazymadbastard · March 11th, 2015, 10:04 AM

I was going to say Howard Stern on baaaad day.

LittleRedNinjette · March 11th, 2015, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ally99

Cowboy, you're a mess!

Edit: I agree with one thing. That image IS terrifying!

+1

adouglas · March 11th, 2015, 11:21 AM

Get close to your computer screen. Take a good, long inhale through your nose.

Smell it? Yeah. Even the image smells like an old, dirty ashtray.

Ew. Just.... ew.

Racer x · March 11th, 2015, 12:59 PM

The face is worse than the hat.

Rifleman · March 11th, 2015, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adouglas

Get close to your computer screen. Take a good, long inhale through your nose.

Smell it? Yeah. Even the image smells like an old, dirty ashtray.

Ew. Just.... ew.

As my grandpappy used to say, "road hard, and put up wet"

250rr · March 11th, 2015, 01:50 PM

I wonder if they'll ever get good at math.

CC Cowboy · March 11th, 2015, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ally99

Cowboy, you're a mess!

Edit: I agree with one thing. That image IS terrifying!

Isn't that Sideshow Bob in the picture? He's not a girl. The newspaper must be pulling a prank.

ally99 · March 11th, 2015, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazymadbastard

Please note that these posts are really about how lost us men are without you and how underappreciated you truly are.

PS, if you are walking by the fridge please bring beer. Oh- where's the remote?

Oh hell yeah. I always bring myself a beer when I walk by the fridge. Thanks for the reminder honey! (Get myself a beer, sit down on the couch.)

Oh, wait, you wanted one too?

Oops.

Sirref · March 11th, 2015, 04:33 PM

The fact that I can naturally see you doing that makes it much funnier

Sirref · March 11th, 2015, 04:36 PM

@Ghostt can you use the resize function on those pics?

sixer · March 11th, 2015, 04:38 PM

Lol

crazymadbastard · March 11th, 2015, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ally99

Oh hell yeah. I always bring myself a beer when I walk by the fridge. Thanks for the reminder honey! (Get myself a beer, sit down on the couch.)

Oh, wait, you wanted one too?

Oops.

You are one mean spirited non-male.

CynicalC · March 11th, 2015, 06:01 PM

I don't get what the article has to do with that picture of Steven Tyler... Am I missing something?

snot · March 11th, 2015, 06:11 PM

Omg! There is a kitchen without a woman in it!!!

I can visit other kitchens (cabins or the hotels with microwaves) but I can't go without a pass or an escort.

Finesse · March 11th, 2015, 06:40 PM

I wonder what that rider would think if she saw this thread ...

corksil · March 11th, 2015, 10:27 PM

I think the root of the problem occurs when women feel like they need to fit the same shoes as men.

You are female. That is something to be proud of -- not ashamed of. With that said, please stop trying to be a man.

JohnnyBravo · March 11th, 2015, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CC Cowboy

When did women start riding motorcycles? Why did we let them out of the kitchen? Now the roads will be less safe! They will probably want to vote next! I can't believe this is happening! I do know this will stop when Obama installs Sharia Law. We are doomed!

snot · March 12th, 2015, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Finesse

I wonder what that rider would think if she saw this thread ...

Doubt she'd care, she is out riding we are not. She also looks like she is enjoying herself.

I know I don't care what people I don't know say about me...

accumack · March 12th, 2015, 09:14 AM

Hey isn't that Bruce Jenner? LOL

alex.s · March 12th, 2015, 09:18 AM

i know some chicks who ride pretty well

csmith12 · March 12th, 2015, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CynicalC

I don't get what the article has to do with that picture of Steven Tyler... Am I missing something?

^^^ hahahahahahhaha

zhuuka · March 12th, 2015, 12:11 PM

I just superglue kitchen tiles to my riding boots. Makes for perfect and flawless shifting.

CynicalC · March 12th, 2015, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Finesse

I wonder what that rider would think if she saw this thread ...

"Look I'm on the TV"

Finesse · March 12th, 2015, 08:41 PM

lol .. didnt think this site or the people on it would ever foster the activity of making fun of people for what they look like...

JohnnyBravo · March 12th, 2015, 09:41 PM

Must be a slow news day

NevadaWolf · March 12th, 2015, 10:01 PM

I'm with @Finesse

Link to original page on YouTube.

March 11th, 2015, 07:54 AM	#1
CC Cowboy ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Whodat Location: Ware Is.,MA Join Date: Jan 2009 Motorcycle(s): I pass the wind! Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '13, Jun '14	Terrible News I'm down in Daytona trying to enjoy the sights of spring break. I get the news paper this morning and on the front page is terrifying news. Women riders see numbers grow at Daytona’s Bike Week When did women start riding motorcycles? Why did we let them out of the kitchen? Now the roads will be less safe! They will probably want to vote next! I can't believe this is happening! I do know this will stop when Obama installs Sharia Law. We are doomed! __________________________________________________ If everything seems under control; you're just not going fast enough!
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March 11th, 2015, 08:02 AM	#2
subxero dirty boy Name: Joe Location: Johnstown, PA Join Date: Sep 2012 Motorcycle(s): I don't even know anymore?? Posts: A lot. MOTM - Apr '14	take a deep breath and hold on for a second, did the article specify whether they were passengers or not? __________________________________________________ I love the smell of burning pre-mix in the morning I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I thought I was once.
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March 11th, 2015, 08:04 AM	#3
ally99 Ninja chick Name: Allyson Location: Athens, GA Join Date: Jun 2009 Motorcycle(s): '13 Ninja 300 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 4 MOTM - Dec '13, Feb '15	Cowboy, you're a mess! Edit: I agree with one thing. That image IS terrifying! __________________________________________________ Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. ~Drake Check out my Appalachian Trail journal, 2015! Postwhores are COOL! ~Allyson
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March 11th, 2015, 08:18 AM	#4
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March 11th, 2015, 08:42 AM	#6
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March 11th, 2015, 08:20 AM	#5
LNasty Daily Jap rider Name: Lance Location: La Porte Join Date: Dec 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250r Posts: A lot.	Now my work clothes will be wrinkled and smell of man! Who will take care of me now!!!!!

March 11th, 2015, 08:55 AM	#7
crazymadbastard I'm crazy,your excuse is? Name: Winston Location: Connecticut Join Date: May 2013 Motorcycle(s): 250 2007 ninja Posts: A lot.	Dear Women of the world, Please note that these posts are really about how lost us men are without you and how underappreciated you truly are. PS, if you are walking by the fridge please bring beer. Oh- where's the remote? __________________________________________________ My Cafe Racer Build My intro post

March 11th, 2015, 09:33 AM	#8
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March 11th, 2015, 09:40 AM	#9
Rifleman Old and slow Name: Lohman Location: Aiken, S.C. Join Date: May 2014 Motorcycle(s): Suzuki TL1000R, Honda CBR600F3, Ninja 250 Posts: 889	YIKES-tastic, seriously, 1.4 billion motorcycles in Datona and they can't find a single hotness on a rocket of crotch to plaster on the front page, for SHAME!!! To quote agent J... "ol and busted, new hotness" Link to original page on YouTube. Last futzed with by Rifleman; March 11th, 2015 at 01:21 PM.

March 11th, 2015, 09:54 AM	#11
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March 11th, 2015, 10:01 AM	#14
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March 11th, 2015, 10:04 AM	#15
crazymadbastard I'm crazy,your excuse is? Name: Winston Location: Connecticut Join Date: May 2013 Motorcycle(s): 250 2007 ninja Posts: A lot.	I was going to say Howard Stern on baaaad day. __________________________________________________ My Cafe Racer Build My intro post

March 11th, 2015, 11:21 AM	#17
adouglas Cat herder Name: Gort Location: A secret lair which, being secret, has an undisclosed location Join Date: May 2009 Motorcycle(s): Aprilia RS660 Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 6 MOTM - Jul '18, Nov '16, Aug '14, May '13	Get close to your computer screen. Take a good, long inhale through your nose. Smell it? Yeah. Even the image smells like an old, dirty ashtray. Ew. Just.... ew. __________________________________________________ I am NOT an adrenaline junkie, I'm a skill junkie. - csmith12 Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est. Heri historia. Cras mysterium. Hodie donum est. Carpe diem.

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March 11th, 2015, 01:50 PM	#20
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March 11th, 2015, 04:33 PM	#23
Sirref Private Joker Name: Ben Location: Towson, MD Join Date: Nov 2012 Motorcycle(s): '99/'01 Ninja 250 "sketchy", '13 Ninja 300 "yoshi", '03 GSXR 600 "merlin" Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '14	The fact that I can naturally see you doing that makes it much funnier __________________________________________________ I see you over there seeing me, do you see the me I think you see?

March 11th, 2015, 04:36 PM	#24
Sirref Private Joker Name: Ben Location: Towson, MD Join Date: Nov 2012 Motorcycle(s): '99/'01 Ninja 250 "sketchy", '13 Ninja 300 "yoshi", '03 GSXR 600 "merlin" Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '14	@Ghostt can you use the resize function on those pics? __________________________________________________ I see you over there seeing me, do you see the me I think you see?

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March 11th, 2015, 06:40 PM	#29
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March 12th, 2015, 09:14 AM	#33
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March 12th, 2015, 12:11 PM	#36
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March 12th, 2015, 08:41 PM	#38
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