Unofficial WTF? classifieds thread - Page 10

maverick31210 · September 15th, 2015, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Hero Danny

Seriously, how dumb do you have to be to pick THIS as your picture for selling your bike? Even if this was the deal of the century I wouldn't want it knowing this loser owned it at one point.

IDK about that...if it was a good deal, I'd buy it no sweat.

It's just like buying a GSXR...even if the picture wasn't posted, you know it's the same kind of dude

csmith12 · September 15th, 2015, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by asdfman

Chill yo. It's just an ad.

ikr... it's working too. Intelligence is very often disguised as maddness.

xorbe · September 16th, 2015, 01:18 AM

Vehicles in NY require yearly safety inspections, right? Google tells me NY must display a valid sticker, and images looks a lot like the CL post!

nickjpass · September 16th, 2015, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by xorbe

Vehicles in NY require yearly safety inspections, right? Google tells me NY must display a valid sticker, and images looks a lot like the CL post!

what are you getting at?

VaFish · September 16th, 2015, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by nickjpass

what are you getting at?

POst #360 previous page.

ninjamunky85 · September 22nd, 2015, 05:07 PM

Just saw this one on another forum http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/5229176106.html Who would do such a thing to a s1000???

ninjamunky85 · September 22nd, 2015, 05:10 PM

more pics

VaFish · September 22nd, 2015, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ninjamunky85

more pics

How do you think a squid on a 600 would feel getting passed by that.

ForceofWill · September 22nd, 2015, 06:47 PM

It's like turning a new P1 into a rat rod.

My eyes.......

dcj13 · September 22nd, 2015, 08:51 PM

"Bone stock except for bodywork." I love it!

ninjamunky85 · September 23rd, 2015, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by dcj13

"Bone stock except for bodywork." I love it!

Yeah, I don't believe that for a second! I mean it's got freakin' floorboards and crash bars... and I'm sure those fenders just bolt right up to the stock location lol. Plus what about the seat, oh yeah the exhaust???

LittleRedNinjette · September 24th, 2015, 04:27 AM

that's one of the best i've seen!!

i'll be passing this along.

xorbe · September 25th, 2015, 03:33 PM

How safe is that "aftermarket bodywork" at 208 mph?

allanoue · September 28th, 2015, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by xorbe

How safe is that "aftermarket bodywork" at 208 mph?

LittleRedNinjette · September 28th, 2015, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xorbe

How safe is that "aftermarket bodywork" at 208 mph?

I would be willing to bet that the "aftermarket bodywork" prevents reaching said speed.

csmith12 · September 28th, 2015, 07:32 AM

omg... whoa

windingroads · October 5th, 2015, 08:02 PM

That's what's called "customized on purpose". Got meth?

ninjamunky85 · October 11th, 2015, 07:50 AM

Thought this one was pretty cool. https://blacksburg.craigslist.org/mcy/5233889937.html
Would make a good apocalypse bike.

xorbe · April 1st, 2016, 10:19 AM

This bike was only $3600 new 10 years ago.

Brother Michigan · April 1st, 2016, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by xorbe

This bike was only $3600 new 10 years ago.

Yeah, but it's got the ORIGINAL TIRES! You know how hard it is to find a ten year old bike with its original tires? That's gotta be worth something!

cadd · April 1st, 2016, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Michigan

Yeah, but it's got the ORIGINAL TIRES! You know how hard it is to find a ten year old bike with its original tires? That's gotta be worth something!

Some hipster would buy it.

xorbe · May 3rd, 2016, 01:54 PM

$2K, "Its still a great bike despite the front damage"
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/mcy/5560977676.html
(mirrored couple other money shot pics for when the ad disappears)

crazymadbastard · May 3rd, 2016, 01:57 PM

Stupid seller.

csmith12 · May 3rd, 2016, 02:04 PM

!!!!!

NevadaWolf · May 3rd, 2016, 02:48 PM

I like how the condition is listed as "Fair"

I can't even wrap my head around what they hit to do that, how hard did they hit it, and how far did they go flying over the front when they hit?

JohnnyBravo · May 3rd, 2016, 03:17 PM

RacinNinja · May 3rd, 2016, 03:27 PM

I can't even......
$2000, really? Insurance must not have paid off the whole thing.

I'd give him 500 bucks for it if the motors in good shape. That frame is definitely fubar'd....

CaliGrrl · May 3rd, 2016, 03:34 PM

Wow. Yeah, I was wondering how hard he hit something to bend it that far.

toEleven · May 3rd, 2016, 06:44 PM

Even at his asking price, you might make a profit parting out the salvageable bits.

tfkrocks · May 3rd, 2016, 06:50 PM

Yikes

cadd · May 3rd, 2016, 07:22 PM

I LOL'ed when I read "slight accident" on the ad. What the hell did he hit? A 2ft brick wall?

ZeroGravity360 · May 4th, 2016, 06:15 AM

LMFAO! like what?! 2k? yeah right! better luck parting it out!

LittleRedNinjette · May 5th, 2016, 05:25 AM

good one.

tgold · May 6th, 2016, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninjamunky85

Thought this one was pretty cool. https://blacksburg.craigslist.org/mcy/5233889937.html
Would make a good apocalypse bike.

I think I'd market it as a miniature pony transport vehicle.

crazymadbastard · May 6th, 2016, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xorbe

This bike was only $3600 new 10 years ago.

Inflation!

RacinNinja · May 6th, 2016, 02:05 PM

Um, yeah. 15,000 RPM's, right. Shaved 60 lbs off the Ninja, um, right. Lol. It's a race bike...no, it's a street bike. Faster than a Corvette Stingray? Suuuuure buddy. Your Corvette is a POS then.

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/5573725955.html

Quote:

2,200$ with helmet and 2 motorcycle jackets size medium

THIS IS A BIKE I BUILT INTO THE FASTEST 250 I HAVE EVER BEEN ON - ENGINE REVS UP FAST - STILL GETS 60-65 MPG!!! 15,000RMP! I GOT IT STOCK 9 YEARS AGO AND I TOOK OFF SO MANY THINGS TO MAKE IT LIGHTER AND FASTER - THIS IS PROBABLY 60LBS+ LIGHTER THEN A STOCK NINJA 250 AND A HELL OF A LOT FASTER - THESE OLDER NINJAS HAVE MORE HP ENGINE THEN THE NEW BODY STYLE ONES - THEY CHANGED THE ENGINE ON THE 250CC NINJA AND THESE OLDER ONES ARE FASTER AND REV HIGHER THIS BIKE REVS TO 15,000RPM

2006 NINJA 250CC WITH AFTERMARKET EVERYTHING EXHAUST,CABS,AIR,TIRES,FENDER,TURN SIGNALS,TAIL LIGHT,BATTERY,SMOKE WINDSHIELD,HAND GRIPS,NEW LIGHT WEIGHT GAS LOCK CAP AND LOTS OF METAL TAKEN OFF TO MAKE MUCH LIGHTER THEN NORMAL NINJA
- HAS NO PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER - RUNS FINE AND DRIVES FAST?
-GETS 60+ MPG ANYWHERE! I HAVE GOTTEN 70MPG BEFORE WITH ALL THESE MODS LOW IN 6TH GEAR ON TRIPS

-HAS MUZZY 2 INTO 1 LIGHT WEIGHT EXHAUST FASTER/LIGHTER/LOUDER
-HAS JETTED CARBURETORS TO SUCK IN FUEL AIR MIX FASTER
-HAS AIR INTAKE K&N TO SUCK IN AIR QUICKER?
-HAS FENDER ELIMINATOR TO LIGHTEN BIKE, WIND DYNAMIC AND BETTER LOOK
-HAS FLUSH MOUNT TURN SIGNALS FOR BETTER ARROW DYNAMIC AND LIGHTER
-HAS 2ND RIDER PEGS MOUNT GRINNED DOWN TO MAKE LIGHTER
-HAS REAR BAR TAKEN OFF TO MAKE LIGHTER
-HAS NEW BACK TIRE AND BALANCED
-HAS NEWER STRONG O-RING GREEN CHAIN
-HAS FUEL FILTER
-HAS SMOKE SCREEN ARROW DYNAMIC WINDSHIELD?
-HAS RADIATOR AND ENGINE FLUSHED WITHIN THE LAST YEAR
-HAS SYNTHETIC OIL COUPLE MONTHS OLD AND OIL FILTER
-HAS FRONT HEADLIGHT LESS THEN 1 YEAR OLD
-HAS NEW GAS TANK OLD ONE HAD RUST ON OUTSIDE
-HAS NEW LIGHT WEIGH GAS LOCK CAP
-HAS 27,000 MILES ON ENGINE
-ONLY ISSUES AT ALL IS GAS TANK HAS SOME DENTS, WIND SCREEN HAS MARKS IN IT AND PLASTIC CRACKED / SCRAPED UP?

THIS THING IS FASTER THEN MY VULCAN 500CC THAT HAS A NINJA 500CC ENGINE BUT THE VULCAN IS STOCK / THIS IS THE FASTEST 250CC MOTORCYCLE I HAVE EVER BEEN ON AND I HAVE BEEN RIDING MOTORCYCLES MY ENTIRE LIFE LONGER THEN DRIVING CARS {I AM 29} I MADE THIS INTO MY RACE BIKE
ONLY REASON I AM SELLING IT IS BECAUSE I JUST GOT THE VULCAN 500 AND NOW I HAVE 4 MOTORCYCLES!! I ONLY WANT 1 NICE CHOPPER!
HAS NO PROBLEMS AT ALL RUNS AND DRIVES FINE AND I NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS WITH IT OTHER THEN IT GETTING HOT HIGH TEMP WHEN I LIVED IN PHOENIX ARIZONA AND ROAD IT WHEN IT WAS 110+ DEGREES BUT IT STILL NEVER OVERHEATED JUST SHOWED HIGH TEMPERATURE!

I ALSO HAVE A CHOPPED OUT 1985 HONDA REBEL 250CC WITH COMPLETELY NEW ENGINE WITHING THE LAST 6 MONTHS / I GOT IT STOCK MADE IT CUSTOM AS WELL {EXHAUST,AIR,JET CARBS,LIGHT WEIGHT,SEAT,TAILLIGHT,TURN SIGNALS, NEW BARRINGS WITHIN LAST 2 MONTHS, CHAIN , SPROCKET,PAINTED ...EVERYTHING TO MAKE FASTER AND LIGHTER} WHICH I AM ALSO SELLING NOW FOR 2,000$ STRAIGHT UP?

CALL ME OR TEXT ME OR EMAIL ME WHATEVER YOU WANT - IF YOU COME RIDE THIS YOU WILL SEE ITS FASTER THEN MY CORVETTE STINGRAY HAHA

toEleven · May 6th, 2016, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by RacinNinja

Um, yeah. 15,000 RPM's, right. Shaved 60 lbs off the Ninja, um, right. Lol. It's a race bike...no, it's a street bike. Faster than a Corvette Stingray? Suuuuure buddy. Your Corvette is a POS then.

It's all in the arrow dynamics.

CaliGrrl · May 6th, 2016, 02:59 PM

He can't spell very well. I know, that shouldn't matter, but as a grammar and word nerd, it does.

And all the question marks!!! What, he doesn't know what he's trying to say in his ad?

RacinNinja · May 6th, 2016, 03:05 PM

Did anyone notice the size of the rear tire? It's freakin HUGE! Like, twice the size of the rim huge!

RacinNinja · May 6th, 2016, 03:54 PM

I'm tellin ya, these little things bring decent money out here. $2600 for an 07!

http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mcy/5560268691.html

September 24th, 2015, 04:27 AM	#372
LittleRedNinjette Certified Troublemaker Name: Teri Location: Hamilton, NJ Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Ninja 250r "Pikachu", 2017 Ninja 650 "Epona" Posts: A lot. MOTM - Aug '13, Aug '14, Feb '17	that's one of the best i've seen!! i'll be passing this along. __________________________________________________ Raven's Rejuvenation A bruise is a lesson... and each lesson makes us better...

September 28th, 2015, 07:32 AM	#376
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	omg... whoa __________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School

May 3rd, 2016, 01:54 PM	#382
xorbe ninjette.org guru Name: xorbe Location: Bay Area, CA Join Date: Jun 2013 Motorcycle(s): N650 (and others) Posts: 408	$2K, "Its still a great bike despite the front damage" http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/mcy/5560977676.html (mirrored couple other money shot pics for when the ad disappears) Last futzed with by xorbe; May 5th, 2016 at 11:00 AM.
	1 out of 1 members found this post helpful.

May 3rd, 2016, 01:57 PM	#383
crazymadbastard I'm crazy,your excuse is? Name: Winston Location: Connecticut Join Date: May 2013 Motorcycle(s): 250 2007 ninja Posts: A lot.	Stupid seller. __________________________________________________ My Cafe Racer Build My intro post

May 3rd, 2016, 02:04 PM	#384
csmith12 The Corner Whisperer Name: Chris (aka Reactor) Location: Northern KY Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2010 250 (track), 1992 250, 2006 R6 (street/track), 2008 R6 (track) Posts: Too much. MOTY 2015, MOTM - Nov '12, Nov '13	!!!!! __________________________________________________ Goal: Shake A Million Hands \| Look through the corners \| Track Day Prep \| Closest track? \| The Mid-Ohio School

September 16th, 2015, 01:18 AM	#363
xorbe ninjette.org guru Name: xorbe Location: Bay Area, CA Join Date: Jun 2013 Motorcycle(s): N650 (and others) Posts: 408	Vehicles in NY require yearly safety inspections, right? Google tells me NY must display a valid sticker, and images looks a lot like the CL post!

September 22nd, 2015, 06:47 PM	#369
ForceofWill Blind 250 Loving Whore Name: Tom Location: Chesapeake, VA Join Date: May 2011 Motorcycle(s): 2008 250R, 02 FZ1, '20 Fat Bob 114 Posts: A lot.	It's like turning a new P1 into a rat rod. My eyes.......

September 22nd, 2015, 08:51 PM	#370
dcj13 Participant Name: Dave Location: South of Seattle Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): '94 K75 std Posts: Too much. MOTM - Aug '15	"Bone stock except for bodywork." I love it!

September 25th, 2015, 03:33 PM	#373
xorbe ninjette.org guru Name: xorbe Location: Bay Area, CA Join Date: Jun 2013 Motorcycle(s): N650 (and others) Posts: 408	How safe is that "aftermarket bodywork" at 208 mph?

October 5th, 2015, 08:02 PM	#377
windingroads ninjette.org member Name: Robb Location: Milwaukee WI Join Date: Jan 2015 Motorcycle(s): 1989 GL1500 Goldwing Posts: 29	That's what's called "customized on purpose". Got meth?

April 1st, 2016, 10:19 AM	#379
xorbe ninjette.org guru Name: xorbe Location: Bay Area, CA Join Date: Jun 2013 Motorcycle(s): N650 (and others) Posts: 408	This bike was only $3600 new 10 years ago.

May 3rd, 2016, 02:48 PM	#385
NevadaWolf Certified looney toon Name: Teri Location: 39°52'40.7"N 118°23'53.8"W (Northern NV) Join Date: Jun 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250, 102k+ miles -- 2014 CB500X, 42k+ miles Posts: A lot. Blog Entries: 16 MOTM Jul '13, Jul '14	I like how the condition is listed as "Fair" I can't even wrap my head around what they hit to do that, how hard did they hit it, and how far did they go flying over the front when they hit? __________________________________________________ <-- Linky Hey Unregistered! The code [you] shows the username currently logged in. IBA # 56020 AMA # 521481 Fun Rides! ][ My Videos ][ My Gear Hold yourself to the same rules you expect others to follow.
	1 out of 1 members found this post helpful.

May 3rd, 2016, 03:17 PM	#386
JohnnyBravo Certifiable nontundrum Name: Harper Location: NC Milkshake stand Join Date: Mar 2013 Motorcycle(s): 2013 SE NINJA 300 Posts: Too much. MOTM - Sep '13, Sep '16	__________________________________________________

May 3rd, 2016, 03:27 PM	#387
RacinNinja Vintage Screwball Name: B Location: Washington Join Date: Feb 2016 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250, 2008 Ninja 250, 2019 KTM 1290SDR, 2017 FZ10 Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '16	I can't even...... $2000, really? Insurance must not have paid off the whole thing. I'd give him 500 bucks for it if the motors in good shape. That frame is definitely fubar'd.... __________________________________________________ Goin' fast on slow bikes!

May 3rd, 2016, 03:34 PM	#388
CaliGrrl ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Kerry Location: Ventura, CA Join Date: Jan 2016 Motorcycle(s): Ninja650 Posts: A lot. MOTM - Apr '18, Apr '17, Apr '16	Wow. Yeah, I was wondering how hard he hit something to bend it that far.

May 3rd, 2016, 06:44 PM	#389
toEleven Slower than you. Name: toEleven Location: NoVA Join Date: Oct 2015 Motorcycle(s): CBR600RR, CB750, EX300 (半蔵) Posts: 667 MOTM - May '16	Even at his asking price, you might make a profit parting out the salvageable bits. __________________________________________________ DISCLAIMERv1.0: There may be more info on the topic than this forum post. Conduct your own research. If another thread is linked or quoted, go read it yourself.

May 3rd, 2016, 06:50 PM	#390
tfkrocks ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Rebecca Location: SF Bay Area Join Date: Sep 2009 Motorcycle(s): 2013 Ninja 300 w/ ABS, 2014 NC700X, 2008 Ninja 250 (sold), 2002 Ninja 250 (sold) Posts: A lot. MOTM - Jan '18, Sep '13	Yikes __________________________________________________ My Ninja 300

May 3rd, 2016, 07:22 PM	#391
cadd cadd cadd cadd Name: Cadd Location: 41°21'13.1"N, 74°41'37.4"W Join Date: Jan 2014 Motorcycle(s): 300 Posts: A lot. MOTM - May '15	I LOL'ed when I read "slight accident" on the ad. What the hell did he hit? A 2ft brick wall? __________________________________________________ Riding it like I financed it.

May 4th, 2016, 06:15 AM	#392
ZeroGravity360 Just sittin on my stool.. Name: Amanda Location: Bloomington, IN Join Date: May 2016 Motorcycle(s): 2012 Ninja 250 Posts: 429	LMFAO! like what?! 2k? yeah right! better luck parting it out!

May 5th, 2016, 05:25 AM	#393
LittleRedNinjette Certified Troublemaker Name: Teri Location: Hamilton, NJ Join Date: Oct 2012 Motorcycle(s): 2006 Ninja 250r "Pikachu", 2017 Ninja 650 "Epona" Posts: A lot. MOTM - Aug '13, Aug '14, Feb '17	good one. __________________________________________________ Raven's Rejuvenation A bruise is a lesson... and each lesson makes us better...

May 6th, 2016, 02:59 PM	#398
CaliGrrl ninjette.org certified postwhore Name: Kerry Location: Ventura, CA Join Date: Jan 2016 Motorcycle(s): Ninja650 Posts: A lot. MOTM - Apr '18, Apr '17, Apr '16	He can't spell very well. I know, that shouldn't matter, but as a grammar and word nerd, it does. And all the question marks!!! What, he doesn't know what he's trying to say in his ad?

May 6th, 2016, 03:05 PM	#399
RacinNinja Vintage Screwball Name: B Location: Washington Join Date: Feb 2016 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250, 2008 Ninja 250, 2019 KTM 1290SDR, 2017 FZ10 Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '16	Did anyone notice the size of the rear tire? It's freakin HUGE! Like, twice the size of the rim huge! __________________________________________________ Goin' fast on slow bikes!

May 6th, 2016, 03:54 PM	#400
RacinNinja Vintage Screwball Name: B Location: Washington Join Date: Feb 2016 Motorcycle(s): 2011 Ninja 250, 2008 Ninja 250, 2019 KTM 1290SDR, 2017 FZ10 Posts: A lot. MOTM - Mar '16	I'm tellin ya, these little things bring decent money out here. $2600 for an 07! http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/mcy/5560268691.html __________________________________________________ Goin' fast on slow bikes!

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