I believe....!

[LittleRedNinjette]

I believe... Rum and coke is good... Whys the rum gone???

[Sirref]

I believe I have the same relationship with red bull that capt. jack sparrow has with rum

[alex.s]

i believe i can fly... i just can't afford it

[adouglas]

Originally Posted by crazymadbastard

I believe that my slow is slower than your slow!

I believe I can out-old, out-bald and out-slow you any day of the week. Punk.

[csmith12]

[adouglas]

Originally Posted by csmith12

and speakin' of ramen noodles.

I believe... aint nobody knows how to really cook with ramen noodles unless you been to da big house. hahahahahahha Did you know... noodles are a form of currency in prison?

lol

I believe @csmith12 has a past he hasn't told us about.

[alex.s]

on the real though, legit ramen is like a ****in art form.

[Sirref]

I believe my parents did some batshit crazy **** when they were my age that they will never tell me about or admit to

[corksil]

I believe that the neighbors might have thought they just heard a few gunshots.

I believe that it makes me smile when the three 55gal drums - each partially full of different types of race fuel - outside my window each contract due to the temperature dropping in the evening and each of the three partially full drums let out a very loud metallic popping sound as the air gap within the drums contracts causing the air-tight drums to let off a very loud metallic clang.

I believe this makes me smile because when each of the drums emit their evening gong within several minutes of eachother, it means that each of the three 'race' vehicles are seeing equal use and consuming their fuel at an equal rate.

BANG! Bike.... CLANG! Truck.... TUNK! Racecar.

I believe that living in america has it's perks.

[adouglas]

I believe alex.s dropped the "I believe" ball

[corksil]

I believe alex.s does indeed have a point.

[DSomething]

I believe that de-sanding a vagina is probably pretty darn painful.
I believe I cannot imagine how one would get themselves into a situation when they would need a de-sanding.
I believe it will take me a long time to get this out of my consciousness.
I believe I need a cigarette (but, by no means, a de-sanding).

D.


(And that does not stand for de-........., I just can't say it anymore)

[choneofakind]

I believe that pounding wheel bearings out of these bikes is a giant pain in the shorts. But I believe it's making me feel better to hit things after I've broken tools all day. HULK SMASH!

[snot]

I believe.... I need a nap
I believe ... I am sleepy... But not grumpy, maybe sneeze
I believe ... My pillow needs replaced

[alex.s]

Originally Posted by choneofakind

I believe that pounding wheel bearings out of these bikes is a giant pain in the shorts. But I believe it's making me feel better to hit things after I've broken tools all day. HULK SMASH!

i have a little blind bearing puller that has a slide hammer on it. you stick it in and spread the claws to push the bearing out the initial mm or so and to get the claws behind it, then use the slide hammer side to pop it out. .....i believe it takes like under 5 minutes

[alex.s]

Originally Posted by DSomething

I believe I cannot imagine how one would get themselves into a situation when they would need a de-sanding.

i believe you've never crashed into the sand. that **** gets EVERYWHERE. i remember having sand in my ass crack, between my toes, in my mouth. surprised i didn't pee sand afterward

[choneofakind]

Originally Posted by alex.s

i have a little blind bearing puller that has a slide hammer on it. you stick it in and spread the claws to push the bearing out the initial mm or so and to get the claws behind it, then use the slide hammer side to pop it out. .....i believe it takes like under 5 minutes

I believe I started with that approach. I had a blind bearing puller that I broke. Couldn't get the initial space opened, so I pulled the seal, crushed the cage, and attempted to pull from the groove in the outer race. I believe that failed and broke my cheapo tool.

So I believed in beating the inner race on one side to take advantage of the radial bearing vs a thrust bearing to open it up. Then I kept pounding.

I believe I have won Bearing 1: chris 2

[DSomething]

Originally Posted by alex.s

i believe you've never crashed into the sand. that **** gets EVERYWHERE. i remember having sand in my ass crack, between my toes, in my mouth. surprised i didn't pee sand afterward

I believe that sucks and could potentially require a de-sanding.

(Crap, I said it again)

D.

[adouglas]

I believe it's too late in the year to be snowing.

Again.

[Sirref]

I believe that old man winter is full of ****

I believe flipping the birdie at the sky while riding through it is the appropriate response to such nonsense

[alex.s]

i believe... if the police are trying to pull you over, it means you weren't going fast enough.

[corksil]

Again, I believe that this man is onto something ^^^^

I believe that the cooling system of my truck has been adequately repaired enough to tow my excavator DOWN hills tomorrow, but I'll enlist the help of a friend to tow it UP them.

I believe that such is life living on the side of a volcano.

I believe that whoever invented radiator "stop leak" is the absolute filth of the universe and should be expunged and relegated into exile.

I believe that stop-leak in a cooling system is a bandaid on a broken leg.

[alex.s]

i believe ... the best riders seek instruction ... and the not so great ones seek a ride with their instructors.

[Singh2jz]

I believe...insurance rates for new drivers are going spike this coming weekend

[adouglas]

Originally Posted by corksil

I believe that whoever invented radiator "stop leak" is the absolute filth of the universe and should be expunged and relegated into exile.

I believe that stop-leak in a cooling system is a bandaid on a broken leg.

I believe that when the U.S.S. Nautilus (first nuclear-powered submarine) developed a leak in the condenser (non-radioactive) section of the reactor cooling system they put in to port in Seattle, put some enlisted men in civilian clothes, and sent them all over town on a "secret" mission to buy all the stop-leak they could find.

I believe they returned with 140 quarts of the stuff, it worked and they went on to traverse the North Pole submerged... something that had never been done before.

I believe this is a true story.

http://www.historylink.org/index.cfm...m&File_Id=3739

[adouglas]

Originally Posted by alex.s

I believe that women in leathers are hot.

I believe that how you choose to interpret that statement says more about your attitude than it does about the statement.

[crazymadbastard]

I believe I would also be hot in leathers. And sweaty. And not hot to look at. Unless in perforated leathers, then I would be warm, perhaps cool. I do believe.

[csmith12]

I believe... somewhere out there, is a very funny guy.

[csmith12]

I believe… If ya gots more sponsor tattoos on ya skin than ya’s race suit… yins might be a true racer
I believe… Dat if ya close ya eyes and just listen during a race start, it be soundin’ like a sasquatch howlin’ contest
I believe… Dat ya could be savin’ another $10 spot on ya’s track day if yins tool box be havin’ a syphon hose in der
I believe… Ya’lls just might like motocycles too much if you consider MotoGP porn
I believe… Ya be needin’ a new group a friends to ride with if you say Sumo… and they thinkin' your talkin’ large Asian wrestlers

[csmith12]

I believe... Dat da word "farkles" started out as a cute name for girls fartin' in der race suit

[csmith12]

You ever drink too much at the track, pass out and wake up da next mornin' in the middle of swap meet? Ya know... they be auctioning off your bike and all but ya wake up just in time... lol

You know... If your a guy.... and you compare the riders wiggling out of their race suits to a magic mike movie, you just might be battin' for the other team. Ya know what I am sayin'. lol

[adouglas]

I believe that in between a week's worth of DVR recordings of the IOM TT, 25 uninterrupted hours of Le Mans coverage, and MotoGP in Catalunya, that I overdosed on racing last weekend.

I believe I still haven't watched Moto2 or Moto3.

[Sirref]

Originally Posted by adouglas

I believe that women in leathers are hot.

I believe that how you choose to interpret that statement says more about your attitude than it does about the statement.

I believe every way to interpret that statement is correct

I believe I can understand everything guy martin says...after replaying it 4-5 times

[csmith12]

I believe... That Guy Martin is actually a redneck. You can tell if you just understand every 4th word. Go ahead, try it. lol Boomhauer is his brother, I swear.

[Sirref]

Originally Posted by csmith12

I believe... That Guy Martin is actually a redneck. You can tell if you just understand every 4th word. Go ahead, try it. lol Boomhauer is his brother, I swear.

Guy is from Lincolnshire...I believe he's as close as the brits get to being a redneck because of that

I believe that riding street is boring unless I'm riding with someone else now

[csmith12]

ah's sponso'in' a yo'ng noo racer. ah sent him some stuff t'he'p him git race ready an' this hyar is th' email ah got back. Shet mah mouth!

Dear #511,

Mah name is Daryl an' ah's jest 5rys old fum KY. ah jest be hankerin' t'thank yo' fo' th' takeoffs, used oil filter an' scratch off lottery ticket. ah can’t figger out how t'install them on mah bike though, on account o' ah can’t git th' trainin' wheels off yet. Oh, mah possum chicken strips is huge still on account o' ah can’t lean, but mah Pappy says ah fall down inough already. But, ah's gittin' ready fo' mah next race an' all is fine so far but ah can’t pass tech due t'mah boots an' sueyt double as mah Elvis imvarmintashun outfit on account o' mah Maw is hooked on thet bedazzlin' stuff but th' sunglasses is right fine. Jest so yo' know, mah older brother crashed mah bike ridin' aroun' th' yard, cuss it all t' tarnation. It took us a fine hour t'find him on account o' Paw hasn’t mowed da grass th' last 2 summers. Hell fire, when we did find him, we had t'ax th' lawn jockey fo' direckshuns back t'th' house. But we gotter fixed up right quick an' got it loaded on th' trailer. When we loaded it, mah cousin noticed th' trailer had a flat, but Uncle Buck saved th' day by takin' one off th' house t'git us gwine on time. You know the trailer and the house are the same year and have the same axle and lug pattern.

Oh! Fry mah hide! Mah noo exhaest soun's awesome!! Fry mah hide!! Fry mah hide! ah had t'make a right mount though t'hold th' card on th' wheel spokes, but Maw says she be hankerin' th' wire clo'es hanger back at th' end of th' season, as enny fool kin plainly see. ah figger Paw will need it befor' then t'hold up th' muffler on th' tow truck. Shet mah mouth! Kerry of AreaP is wawkin' on a prototype, but kin’t git it t'pass th' soun' limit. In th' meantime, ah send mah Paw away fum th' soun' booth af'er he etts dem beans which seemed t'he'p git th' soun' wifin th' limit but he swars it’s th' race fuel an' burned rubber we smell, ah don’t knows about thet though.

ah jest wanted t'let yo' knows thet ah had a problem slippin' on th' seat mah last race but mah aunt knowed exackly whut t'do. She put scotch guard on it. She said it'd he'p in 2 ways; hold me on th' seat an' keep th' poop stains fum settin' in, as enny fool kin plainly see. ah told them, ah w'd use mah 3rd cousin’s velcro migit tostin' sueyt but they needed thet fo' th' han'icap rodeo next weekend, cuss it all t' tarnation.

An' one last thin'! Fry mah hide! Thet yeller banana holder yo' sent fum thet fancy unnerwears sto'e… mah Maw says it matches th' kitchen cabinets real fine.

Till next time…

Daryl

[Sirref]

I believe my head hurts from reading that

[csmith12]

[adouglas]

Originally Posted by csmith12

You know the trailer and the house are the same year and have the same axle and lug pattern.

I believe this was the only sentence in that post that I had a hard time understanding.

[csmith12]

lol!!!! ask me if you need a translation, the only way you can get it is in person